The Seinfeld ad on a bus that crashed into the Sears Tower last night was too perfect

SHIZAAAAAAAA

Crazy huh

When it's October but still 80 degrees

*Tisk tisk tisk

spook mix

H8rs

Checkmate atheists

Tried baking a pie. Ended up baking the Necronomicon.

I dress my mom's dog Teddy up with things I find around the house and send her pics. Not really sure why I'm still permitted to dog sit.

We all have a friend like this!

They’re missing a trick.

And today on CNN

Clever girl

Bucket, Before and After the Dog Park

Mom ran over a can of red-spray paint :^)

High School Senior Prank makes it look like a car crashed into the school using black tarp, some bricks and a car cut in half.

Reviewbrah at it again

Im pretty sure this is how you summon y2k

Mess with the hoppity-hop, ya get the poppity-pop

The best gift of all.

R.I.P. Brett Kavanagh

Why get online followers when you can get Joe in real life?

Forget Helmet Wear Condom

This relatable sign outside a bar in London

She is not amused.

Any tips on recipes for BBQ on domestic birds?

Whenever you use Norton

87

When you find out that everyone at the costume party wore the same outfit.

Let's do some coke

round bear

What's at the end of the... Oh..

Holding it for 4 hours be like

Meanwhile at the Catfe......

Went to a ride through "safari". I took at least 200 pics. This is the only pic my husband took.

The truth stings

   

My coworker finally had enough...

 

First drug deal recorded in history

Puta is in for a long year with me in her class.

Time wasted on this : Too much

Finally arrested the fugitive!

Never ask for all of the photos from your session.

How to become a millionare

Found this in a target parking lot earlier today.

No’nt

Indian music intensifies

Scottish news

A Good Gift

Stay Covert.

Neighboring 101

I thought it'd be a good idea to grab donuts after work. Apparently my wife thought the same thing.

Some people just have unfortunate names

Killing it at work today! Took me till lunch to notice

Intergalactic Candy

Funeral director humour.

My eyes tho

can't argue with him

Now with more allegations!

How much for “will never be found”?

So incredibly vicious

Big Facts. I’m touching my neck as we speak

I was under the impression this was butter. I was mistaken

Too much reality...

I.... I.... f**k it

There are benefits to having to take your daughter to the Taylor Swift concert...

Baby in bubbles

It is Halloween!

What is Earth

That’s a lot of damage

BE KIND TO ANIMAL

Weddings are all glamorous until...

Damn it

SPOOK

How star wars should have ended...

Whom

Hadn't seen anyone do it yet, so I took the liberty. God got us good.

What

You

God damn it todd

Dat butt tho

Possible the best use of photoshop

Cheesy peasy...

The real life penny proud ?

Never invite them in.

Snow

SPOOK 2: REVENGE OF MR. SKELTAL

The most Forbidden question has been asked finally.

Jigsaw wants to play a new game.

Accidental Phallic Floofer.

Spaget

Well no.... But yeah

Lämp

I’m not sure why I even get out of bed everyday.

Trick or Treat.

This shops pimp game is strong.

Only chads

Life saver