can't argue with him

Now with more allegations!

How much for “will never be found”?

So incredibly vicious

Big Facts. I’m touching my neck as we speak

I was under the impression this was butter. I was mistaken

Too much reality...

I.... I.... f**k it

There are benefits to having to take your daughter to the Taylor Swift concert...

Baby in bubbles

It is Halloween!

What is Earth

That’s a lot of damage

BE KIND TO ANIMAL

Weddings are all glamorous until...

Damn it

SPOOK

How star wars should have ended...

Whom

Hadn't seen anyone do it yet, so I took the liberty. God got us good.

What

You

God damn it todd

Dat butt tho

Possible the best use of photoshop

Cheesy peasy...

The real life penny proud ?

Never invite them in.

Snow

SPOOK 2: REVENGE OF MR. SKELTAL

The most Forbidden question has been asked finally.

Jigsaw wants to play a new game.

Accidental Phallic Floofer.

Spaget

Well no.... But yeah

Lämp

I’m not sure why I even get out of bed everyday.

Trick or Treat.

This shops pimp game is strong.

Only chads

Life saver

But I’ve still got 1 hand left

Scawy

You sold me.

1999 was a savage year for high school quotes

Let's give this masterpiece a name

Starbucks Employee of the Year

Quick, pick up the dust!

Gotta keep it Christian

Weeding out the liars

As a gift my boyfriend put one of the first things I said to him on a coffee mug..

And We Have Lift Off

My uncle's dog caught a bird and failed in his attempt to hide it from the other dog.

Happy Birthday Neil deGrasse Tyson

This seemed very important

Nobody rubs your dick

Just got an error message today so I might not see you guys for a while

Showed up ready to crush this interview today

Captain Moth

What are you sinking about?

That American muscle?

This is how to enjoy a visit to a museum.

Little Scooby

This is called art

with teeth u idiot

Calcium me harder.

And when the fire nation decided to attack, he disappeared

Paid

Fear while crossing the road

They got all 298 kilos.

Found the bad boy.

Dat smile tho

Still standing

Harry, Yer a princess

Emailing Mr. Martin

Somehow this always happens

He's worked so hard for it

Skeletons have meaters.

50 cent in Malaysia.

Can't resist to share this one, this made my day hopefully same as you reading this.

keep going

What a smart girl!

Classic

I am the master of procrastination

Explain yourself!

Shopping for bigger batteries for my truck and found this. I think I'm sold.

Here's a little lesson is spookery

Oof

My bacon curled into a seahorse

The past three weeks have been dedicated to finding whose hotspot this is in my cyber class of three people. Everyone was absent today. It belongs to the teacher.

Tennage mutant ninga doggo.

Having your shit together

Selfie time

Wholesome lols

With laziness there is ingenuity

my client brought an owl into my office today and it was the happiest day of my life

And the despair sets in

Can't believe I've never thought of doing this before. Simple but effective

And She Vowed to Never be Hurt Again

This recipe’s a keeper!