It's good to be alive

What did you say your job was?

Yeah umm...

New pic released of Keanu Reeves playing with himself!

But maybe it will change for me

Dad humor

Titel machine broke, have a good day

"Its wrong to kill children because of their species"

Daily dose of cancer prepare yourself

Sign at a sex shop.

Blood tests are hard to study for

Part 5

He looks like he's having fun...

Fast speed HDMI

Ya dang, Jezebel!

Savage Katie

Same

It’s Morphin’ Time!

stop

The Creation of a T-Shirt

Wanted: Computer Hacker

We need more of these.

gottem

Ew?

It looks delicious

Florida, are you okay, you okay you okay, Florida?

Little sister was invited to the “princess party”. But she wanted to be a puppy.

Quick hide!

Ik half of the people that seen this. this will happen to you

This DMV Employee Dressed Up As A Sloth On Halloween

I try to learn something new every day.

Country Dirt Roads

Damn right

Rest In Peace, loyal friend

Absolute Madlad Here

Seasoned haunt actor. Every year I see this shit.

I had no clue ice cream was so sensitive.

We will not tolerate heathens!

Focus, you pussy!

Larry David and his daughter having a fun day out.

I stay getting my facts wrong.

Mods are asleep, upvote something actually funny!

Not my story, but funny

When youre old-school, but new too.

I bless the gains down in Africa

Who would do this

Women can control every single man

Birds Aren't Real

Oh god my childhood

Good night ❤

FALLOUT 4! Not long now...

I cant hear youuu...

Harrison Ford ladies and gentlemen

yes

Marie looks so radiant..

Nobody could give the correct answer.

There's also My Girlfriend Is Her Dad

My sister is friends with a top animator at family guy. She got him to draw me for my birthday! that's look insame hh

"I must protect you, m'lady. Hark, a footstep approaches, aback ye vile creatures of the night."

That wonderful time of year

BadTan

*Om Nom*

ɟoO

Poof!!

Florida be like..

LYDIA!!!

The road of life...

Netflix at it again

Let 911 step in!

This has been my first photo on my phone since July 2012

Florida is officially doomed

This is my favorite mug. I got it at a thrift store and have no idea who these people are

why did we come to this world?

Spooky

He’ll be back.

Get it...???

The best superpower?

Do it. Touch them now

AAAA

Daniel Radcliffe and Elijah Wood want to play in the same movie. I have the perfect story for them.

Dear Chloe; to waste you shall not go. Rare, mid-rare, or as we may deign; to leave you be means you died in vain.

Greatest Michael Keaton line in the history of cinema

A cat seeing snow for the first time

No surprise here

so brave...

Math problem

oof.wav

Implying pressing F is not helping

No nonsense coffee guide!

HUANNNNNNNNNNN!

My local news station providing hard hitting journalism.

1 of 3 snakes is an ***

Someone stole AC units from a local church. They fired back with this gem.

Wow. Tough one.

It takes a lot of determination

Goblin Slayer is just Doom Guy in a Fantasy setting

Meet me outside

MY LITTLE SISTER IS DEAD

Oh I see the irony now.

frica