Why does this keep happening to me?

OwO

A true martyr

SALUTE THE LEGEND

Birds aren’t real.

Nothing like Sunday football

I hear he also has an expensive cat nip habit.

It's this time of year again

Fagbug

the strong must protect the sweet

Only took us about 30 minutes with 3 people in an assembly line. Sorry Jeff

This was the best she could come up with . . . .

This is Bizzarly enjoyable

I’ve never before seen such a buttface.

Apple headquarters

Kek

i photoshopped what today's celebrities would look like if they were big in the 1990's

NPC Gang

Just like the good old days in school

Vernon Dursley and the ungrateful nephew

The look of terror

Shaq looks like you still have to unlock him in a video game

Traffic in Alaska

Cells at work

Photos taken right before...

Was told my hotel room had a courtyard view. Was not disappointed. 10/10 would view again.

I don't remember Tom & Jerry being this interesting

IPhone users be like...

nice

something something balls

Pattern on wrapping paper lined up perfectly

Happy Birtbday to Mew

My relationship status.

I need to save Rois Rane from Rex Ruthol

Wish you luck Ernie!

Parler Anglais Vous Tue

Found this at my local gun show. This guy knows his customer base

level 27 bard

The younglings

Damn thats 100 % true.

Technology has improved drastically

Why Hooman? Fear your Lord!

This 1944 US Military guide on courtesy to ladies

oof

Vista

Leela

Who lives in a pineapple made out of weed...

Awwsome Karate Cat!

Flowers and Chocolate are Nice

I am the way

Mutual humor

"Can you tell me where the nearest Starbucks is?" "That Street" "This street?" "No, That Street"

I was looking for a really green lettuce

Truthfully ture.

How to break the food machine

Moment of panic this morning when someone told me my caulk was hanging out in the parking lot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Scared hippo baby

200 Rounds...

When an adult buys a Happy Meal and they don’t give you a toy..

Smart Mouse

Source unknown, but it briefly brightened my morbid soul

Halloween Maternity Photos

Things always doesn't go smooth with me.

Lol what are you doing man .....

My daughter: “I really want to read this book, but I have a lollipop... I know! I’ll just hold it with my feet.”

what room am i in?

I’ll pray for him.

Anyone else find this hilarious?

Not going to make THAT mistake again!

Master of mind your own business

nice

I have the most vague memories of watching this show.

It really was

Couldn't resist doing this after The Rock did an updated fanny-pack image...

He took one for the team

diplomacy

Save santas village!

Trying to be lowkey about milking some karma on this certain day.

Norwegian Archaeology

Big Truck Problems

This scene from the Simpsons in January 1999 somehow got even darker as the years went by

When you finally get the sauce

Why it gotta be white??

file naming convention

Pray for Rambo

Craigslist is amazing.

Somethings not right here.

They chilled for 9 years straight, give them a medal!

Oof

Considerate host

Alexa, eat all the wheels of cheese.

Don't laugh...we all know it works !

Most educational thing I’ve seen all day

Best pleasure in life

Doll giving a look

We all jus some egg

Can you relate to the bear?

Squidddwarddd

New movie looks great