I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.

Don't tell the cops

here is your change

The should have taken the back street

No other way to tell it

Walton's music intensifies

I don't think this game will run on my PC

SNL on point

And God said onto Man: Pet the Darn Dog

The Javelin King

How I picture people who use the NPC meme

Haha yeah.... any

Avast this

Believe it or not this is the face of pure joy on my girlfriend's face as she made friends with a lemur.

It's a long hard dusty road

I asked my colleague to order pizza to our shop..

Protection

Tourism in Britain...

GOT 'EM

Any argument eventually devolves into this

Lets just say mom understands the GRAVITY of the situation

No differences anymore

Treasure !

Roman jokes

FOR THE EMPEROR

There he is again

When her pussy game strong enough to scare the devil

Is it possible to troll the Twerk?

Do NOT attempt

[Roundabout plays in the background]

poor little thing

Gottem

Won the war today.

Equality is crucial

What is sleep

This is my life.

You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about.

͏ ͏ ͏ ͏

Told my kid to “look scared” and she delivered

It starts in the parking lot.

And that is why i carry 50 wheels of cheese in elder scrolls

Every cat?

The American dream.

Game show in the dark

Slaps desert You can fit so many pyramids in this bad boy!

Tibia or not tibia!

So scary!

absurdly satisfying

At least let me finish!

When You Had 4 Bowls...

Who would want to post memes at 3 in the morning?

Trickery at it's finest

ENGLISH 100

Amazing wildlife seen on the beach

this movie

that's a big OOF

How to get banned from IHOP

What dumb thing did you beleive in as a child?

Compliment me

Gluten

This would be me if I came back as a dog

My family picture

This car looks like a pencil I had in fifth grade.

Have a great fall guys!!

mamma

One upping each other

This is the best timeline

Kanye won't be able to make catgirls true

BF 5

My childhood is over.

SALUTE THIS LEGEND IN A GRAND STYLE

Ralph the cat

Classic

I don’t need this!

New KitKat commercial

Fast Travelling

When you start realizing shit

Handy chart

that is the shell of a crab :))

Trying to study on a Friday night

If this isn't a spoof, I picked the wrong law firm for my divorce.

Why does this keep happening to me?

OwO

A true martyr

SALUTE THE LEGEND

Birds aren’t real.

Nothing like Sunday football

I hear he also has an expensive cat nip habit.

It's this time of year again

Fagbug

the strong must protect the sweet

Only took us about 30 minutes with 3 people in an assembly line. Sorry Jeff

This was the best she could come up with . . . .

This is Bizzarly enjoyable

I’ve never before seen such a buttface.

Apple headquarters

Kek

i photoshopped what today's celebrities would look like if they were big in the 1990's

NPC Gang

Just like the good old days in school