Snail = Snail

I laughed too hard at this.

What do your fingerprint say about you?!

local mattress store getting straight to the point

Karate at work

$290,000

Just when you thought they couldn't get any nicer.

Life is one of those games where you need to do well just UNLOCK the harder difficulty.

Found outside a college prep academy

TIL dogs have buttcracks

This is how to beat monsters like stress, anxiety!

They *** you up, your mum and dad

C A L C I U M

rip in peace adventure time

Oh, so it's funny when a monkey does it...

No problem, no problem at all ¯\__/¯

Should have known better

Come on do something!

Italian Army General Claudio Graziano trying to shake hands with a military dummy during an official event, 2018

based moreen

I am merely the conduit of higher wisdom

I was so naive

Some people are just impossible to please

Top of the pyramid

One sock is better than none

I tossed a fortune cookie in my wife's lunch today. She angrily sent me this picture. Like I control the fortunes inside the cookies and I picked this one on purpose.

Xbl ;)

Good kid

uwu

"What do you mean the printer shit itself"

Sir whats your Gender?

When ya gotta work , Ya gotta work

Doubt

Spoopy

please let him live

100% similarity

whitepeoplehavenoculture?

Not Fired

It is Lonely Here...

Delicious

Real motivation

We tried.

Show them what you got!

I guess I am doing this wrong

Latte defined in wiki

Zippity Zoppity, here comes my floppity

hide yo kids

My diet starts today

A great leader once said...

Wait. You too?

Ask Elon

At least they are consistent

What a businessman

Dr. Phil agrees

Somebody's right

Damn! Sometimes it happens !

Hiding the truth

DON'T BLINK. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead.

I LOVE the japanese media

*Yiffs the mascot*

once one always one

I can feel the “mmmhhhmmmmm” from here

Me in college

Dracula ain't sh!t

Peace with thyself

Bike doodles

You're just a-nother brick in the wall

Because women would rather buy what's expensive than what's better.

scaey

Oof

Captain Mother ***er

hmmm

Choose wisely :P

me_irl

Freedooom

we started from the bottom now were here (we keep getting lower)

ELON IS OUR HERO

For our Lord

Colors

Proofreading is important

Oof

Does it?

Lifechanging perspective

Good idea, bad execution...

I enjoy the simple things in life...

Get fit

I.....ummmmm.....mkay?

Alpha kiddo

But IRL they shout before you even get the sneeze out

Yee haw!

It’s almost Halloween! Watch out for these ***s

This gave me a sensible chuckle

Absolutely MARVELous

Hahaha true or not true

That’s the last time I buy wireless headphones off eBay..

My favourite yum yum

Your average lawyer commercial.

My wife hit your mailbox

It was pizza.

Kids know how to be honest.