To employee: I do not come in peace. Take me to your leader.

That guy know something!

Like Jrlol for hentai?

end racism

Glad I’m a man

Science... How does dog whistle work

Shitpost time

Why you should think twice before buying a Roomba when you have a dog

When your teacher is more sick of school than you are

They accept Dr Pepper

I'm so happy

Accident

No homo

Horse

Noir dog

Here at CVS headquarters, we got word someone is going to buy a can of Almonds. We are getting their receipt ready...

Everytime When I Buy A Game From Steam

No filter vs with filter

Canadians right now

Try again, you're a little to the left

I am confused

Grandma

Oof

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yup..pingunes..

Help wanted: Title maker

Eww

Gottem

My professor answered his own question on my essay review... I couldn’t stop laughing

The Chad Stride

Oof

I need that

It's like being an archaeologist

There is a significant difference

Great taste and great execution?

RE: Living Paycheck to Paycheck

That 14 year old? April Ludgate.

He can't deal with it

@Adeline_Garrett Tweets About Dogs

Coz the stone ain’t getting me a parking space.

Centimiles..

It happens to us all...

Birdie Big Bucks

We're all gonna die anyway.

Fanny packin heat

I am thinking of dressing up as a lawyer for Halloween

Has this been reposted yet today?

An Indian newspaper cartoon

Well, if you’re gonna fall, don’t make a mess...

I guess the breakroom has been on the warm side lately

Always practice safe sex

‎

Can we do this movie after the Sharknado thing dies?

Job Market

Where is your god now

every time

I think some people in here can relate

Pony for sale

A shipping ship shipping shipping ships

Job interviews be like

What do you want from me?

No flirting

Me every time after I went shopping.

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson.

BMW i3 charging with a diesel motor

This local doggo that is working the system

“The Stars never fail me”

The gummy must flow

Spitting some hard truth

Little girl scared of pumpkin

“What sport do you do?”

Well, it's true...

Maximum erect

Important lesson

Grilling protocol

Its not gay, Runeplate is Runeplate

My nephews school picture envelope was sent home empty, my sister was not happy about that; the pictures came in the mail today, and well she’s not happy about that either.

Memorable graduation day

Mini Cow :)

best quote

Souvenir in Turkey

Mind = Blown

Cat

nothing personell tho

Those monsters

It ain’t gonna move itself.

I actually feel sorry for them

Don't Skip Cutscenes

A genius is born

Reee

There's a big ring in an intersection in Oklahoma City that says OKC on it over and over. Locals have taken to calling it The *** ring.

This is not ok, THIS IS REALLY NOT OK!

Infringing on student microwave rights

gottem

Le Ron James becomes lake.

haha SO true !!! XD lmao that's totally me rn #relatable

Honestly, I'm team kangaroo lol

Girlfriend

just 5 more minutes

Risky