Not even that at the moment

Sorry boss, the tube is running slow this weekend

B O N E L E S S

If guinea pigs worked in advertising this is what they'd look like.

What did you learn from getting a PhD in astrophysics

She’ll thank him in the morning

I wonder what he has in stored for 2018

You're the best grandma

Forever lost

Daaaaamn

Molesterol levels too high

correct

My nephew nailed his Ace Ventura costume

Lvl 80 Paladin with Legendary armor

Mr Sean Connery

Best Jedi

Spotted at my local coffee shop

‎

My Ex Girlfriend is Part of That Club

kek

Seriously tho.

My buddies daughter looks like a mid-30s European man.

The queen going for a casual jog.

Just a few more days till the end of the monf

To get ID’d

kinda relatable

Player 3 has joined

who is the next

When you order from Aliexpress..

They’re just trying to help ☹️

Dress code

[freaks out in blyat]

Legends know...

Okay now discuss the answer with the person next to you

its true

Immediate Hiring

I run grief and loss sessions with children. This 5 year old is wise beyond her years.

Me vs wife

I thought every Ikea was a never ending labyrinth anyway!

It’s not a bad reason

Uhhhhhhhhh

A surprise, to be sure.

Emus

kid's going to harvard

To help you get through your day

Make sure you keep your eye out.

Smart kid. Smarter teacher

Would prefer chocolate over plain.

upvote both

new type of addiction

Exclusive interview with smol dog!

This is my maximum potential for life

don't you hate it when you try reaching the north pole but a chunk just doesn't load

Oof

Made by

Here you go Tiffany.

Kimberly need to chill

yeS

The computer should only have internet explorer

I have depression eXpress too...

What a world we live in...

“Bell is being repaired, please squeeze the chicken”

Nice one RBS

relatable

I always follow the rules.

“She must be a prophet...”

My father once told me

B-but why

That's some really bad onion breath

Chad.irl

Wasn’t expecting that.

How many times do we have to tell you this old man

I'll beer there for You...

David Schwimmer responds to claims he stole beer in Blackpool

Best. Purchase. Ever.

Poor Mr. Potato Head..

Is it rocket science?

Two types of girls on Halloween

OVERKILL

Historical photo. Jacqueline Bouvier is beging John Kennedy to buy a second wireless gamepad for the PS4.

Agree, agree and definitely disagree.

Another Meeting...

Magic Wand

Found this gold on Insta

When I try to dance

Working at the airport, we see many people tag their bags. Someone will tie the rope, someone tag name, who will sign. Today came across this ...

Big bang thery

>Contracting

No smoking

ababababa

Got dang hippocrips

It's just 10 seconds man

"The perfect Gang doesn't exi-"

haha yes

Do NOT touch it

You have to admit that its better

heh

Just got Photoshop. Its been a productive day.

"How could this happen to me? Ive made mistakes, got nowhere to run-"

Being a science writer is harder than being a sports writer.