A daughter to be proud of.

*yeets in leopoldian*

Hope all of you vaxxers have a great day!

"Say dad"

"What is it" "Is it human?"

mantra

Best write-up ever.

I think this is the end game...

Pirate!

recruiting

How girls be looking on online dating profiles these days

Old but gold

Honestly, yes

What in the actual...

Now that is a deep shower thought

Is this *spooky?

Helen Keller and her beloved cat, Mittens.

Even till now

Kids called dibs on their favorite supers, so I embraced the roll of Baby Jack Jack the best I could.

But I want to welcome you all. Traffic is another story though

There he is again

Press F for respecc

fck yes

It looks like he just got done saying it too.

THE most annoying sound

Shake your phone to make it twerk

Dwight K. Schrute, reporting for the Halloween party.

Creation vs Evolution

Si?

oh.....

Comment your solutions!

Don’t decline, don’t decline, don’t decline... YESSS!!!

Everything changes

yeet

Here they are

My fave

Indeed

I hate when this happens

“Do whatever you want...” she says

Yo .... papa?

disgusting weebs

This is a normal duck. Nothing will happen if you upvote.

That aweird way to find out

SAVE Icon...

stupid sexy third choice

At least I'd get some warnings for the scary parts.

Friend found this in her neighborhood

My coworker found it!

I can feel the pain tho

God Tier

Not even that at the moment

Sorry boss, the tube is running slow this weekend

B O N E L E S S

If guinea pigs worked in advertising this is what they'd look like.

What did you learn from getting a PhD in astrophysics

She’ll thank him in the morning

I wonder what he has in stored for 2018

You're the best grandma

Forever lost

Daaaaamn

Molesterol levels too high

correct

My nephew nailed his Ace Ventura costume

Lvl 80 Paladin with Legendary armor

Mr Sean Connery

Best Jedi

Spotted at my local coffee shop

‎

My Ex Girlfriend is Part of That Club

kek

Seriously tho.

My buddies daughter looks like a mid-30s European man.

The queen going for a casual jog.

Just a few more days till the end of the monf

To get ID’d

kinda relatable

Player 3 has joined

who is the next

When you order from Aliexpress..

They’re just trying to help ☹️

Dress code

[freaks out in blyat]

Legends know...

Okay now discuss the answer with the person next to you

its true

Immediate Hiring

I run grief and loss sessions with children. This 5 year old is wise beyond her years.

Me vs wife

I thought every Ikea was a never ending labyrinth anyway!

It’s not a bad reason

Uhhhhhhhhh

A surprise, to be sure.

Emus

kid's going to harvard

To help you get through your day

Make sure you keep your eye out.

Smart kid. Smarter teacher

Would prefer chocolate over plain.

upvote both

new type of addiction