Am I allowed to touch it?

When the anesthesia kicks in and you end up meeting your animal spirit guide at the Dentist's office

freezing cell

Name is always wrong...

Wonder how far they can go with this, but bruh this costume is hella creative.

wholesum

an inconvenient laugh i found

Sobiesky

love this guy

perfect dankness

Cvs Receipt

Me when my boss calls on the weekend...

I was bamboozled

tatatataaaaa ta tatata ta

Gas station bathroom etiquette

always works

Dammit Karen!

Elon, you NPC

This is my dinner tonight. I'm an adult.

5 black and white marshmallows.

Millenials did it again

inner peace

Every weekend..

That Friday Night Feeling

Tipped

she simply proved vegans are weak

It took all day, but I finally found a picture of talent that I don’t have

ooooohhh

My buddies dressed up as Rick and Julian from trailer park boys

This is spooky

Superpower in <2 years

MemeTesla

Jesus the expert on Rule 13

This car is not amused

fkin cuck

wait wat

In honor of spooky season

Think about others for once!

Oh that's clever

　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　

Sticker psychology

sick or treat...

My gfs badass Post Malone costume for Halloween

He has mass

I picked my mom up from the airport.

stroke time

One sip and you can see tomorrow

My 7 yr old daughter’s answer to last nights homework assignment probably isn’t gonna win me any parenting awards, but I got a pretty good laugh out of it :-)

It really be like this

Parental Control

Spiders got it down!

Excuse me I’m trying to eat

Disabled porn

This cashier dressed as a turkey has been gobbling over the intercom every few minutes

A sad day :(

probably bc of the metric system

This came with my new nail gun, Idk why I found this so humorous.

My friend's neighborhood rafter of wild turkeys have taken to following the mailman around as he walks from house to house, like some kind of avian pied piper.

Gonna drown in karma

Dinnertime wishes

Sneezed at work...heard “fire in the hole” from adjacent cubicle, this landed on my keyboard.

Damn memes

At least he learned his lesson, man.

An actual interview going on at the office. We take Halloween very seriously.

Minute in time

I think I found a car that I drew as a child

DON'T HIRE A WILDLIFE PHOTOGRAPHER FOR WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHY

Know your limit

Get memed

The immigrants vanished last night, but they left a gift

When you drop a guitar pick inside an acoustic guitar

whale

Cosby gang where you at

On today's News...

It pays to be clever

Elon boi

Soup of the day.

Old but gold..

Stupid law

very big indeed

Fool

Geez - Someone tell that kid to slow down!

Do you know how I got these scars

Poor thing

this man cracking out some banging jokes

owwwww

Flordia man dies in explosion from microwaving a microwave.

Damn this kid so smart

How to buy Red Dead Redemption 2

I mean he's not wrong

Found in my physics class.

Look at his stupid face

But lamps are perfectly capable of communication

Simple fix

Me, when I print "Hello World" in C++

when your custom character is in a cutscene

When you find someone like you...

Gmail

So underrated

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