probably bc of the metric system

This came with my new nail gun, Idk why I found this so humorous.

My friend's neighborhood rafter of wild turkeys have taken to following the mailman around as he walks from house to house, like some kind of avian pied piper.

Gonna drown in karma

Dinnertime wishes

Sneezed at work...heard “fire in the hole” from adjacent cubicle, this landed on my keyboard.

Damn memes

At least he learned his lesson, man.

An actual interview going on at the office. We take Halloween very seriously.

Minute in time

I think I found a car that I drew as a child

DON'T HIRE A WILDLIFE PHOTOGRAPHER FOR WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHY

Know your limit

Get memed

The immigrants vanished last night, but they left a gift

When you drop a guitar pick inside an acoustic guitar

whale

Cosby gang where you at

On today's News...

It pays to be clever

Elon boi

Soup of the day.

Old but gold..

Stupid law

very big indeed

Fool

Geez - Someone tell that kid to slow down!

Do you know how I got these scars

Poor thing

this man cracking out some banging jokes

owwwww

Flordia man dies in explosion from microwaving a microwave.

Damn this kid so smart

How to buy Red Dead Redemption 2

I mean he's not wrong

Found in my physics class.

Look at his stupid face

But lamps are perfectly capable of communication

Simple fix

Me, when I print "Hello World" in C++

when your custom character is in a cutscene

When you find someone like you...

Gmail

So underrated

Save our Planet

The one where Ross brings the beer

AHH

Starting conversation. And ending

Priorities, people. Priorities.

Bring out the Gimp

Tetris is my game

well sheeeeeit

big mood

You can not win clown...

cap'n 'murica

hey, how much food you ate today?

I was trying to be as accurate as possible, and discovered The Rock had a napkin under his elbow... Keeping it clean since the 80's

Got lost in Venice, Italy... Wasn't disappointed

Src: 95% of all edgy memers are 15-17 yrs old

true trendsetter

*yeets into grave*

A daughter to be proud of.

*yeets in leopoldian*

Hope all of you vaxxers have a great day!

"Say dad"

"What is it" "Is it human?"

mantra

Best write-up ever.

I think this is the end game...

Pirate!

recruiting

How girls be looking on online dating profiles these days

Old but gold

Honestly, yes

What in the actual...

Now that is a deep shower thought

Is this *spooky?

Helen Keller and her beloved cat, Mittens.

Even till now

Kids called dibs on their favorite supers, so I embraced the roll of Baby Jack Jack the best I could.

But I want to welcome you all. Traffic is another story though

There he is again

Press F for respecc

fck yes

It looks like he just got done saying it too.

THE most annoying sound

Shake your phone to make it twerk

Dwight K. Schrute, reporting for the Halloween party.

Creation vs Evolution

Si?

oh.....

Comment your solutions!

Don’t decline, don’t decline, don’t decline... YESSS!!!

Everything changes

yeet

Here they are

My fave

Indeed

I hate when this happens

“Do whatever you want...” she says