I am literally aids
16,092 3-Year Club
*yeets into grave*
A daughter to be proud of.
*yeets in leopoldian*
Hope all of you vaxxers have a great day!
"What is it" "Is it human?"
Best write-up ever.
I think this is the end game...
How girls be looking on online dating profiles these days
Old but gold
What in the actual...
Now that is a deep shower thought
Is this *spooky?
Helen Keller and her beloved cat, Mittens.
Even till now
Kids called dibs on their favorite supers, so I embraced the roll of Baby Jack Jack the best I could.
But I want to welcome you all. Traffic is another story though
There he is again
Press F for respecc
It looks like he just got done saying it too.
THE most annoying sound
Shake your phone to make it twerk
Dwight K. Schrute, reporting for the Halloween party.
Creation vs Evolution
Comment your solutions!
Don’t decline, don’t decline, don’t decline... YESSS!!!
Here they are
I hate when this happens
“Do whatever you want...” she says
Yo .... papa?
This is a normal duck. Nothing will happen if you upvote.
That aweird way to find out
stupid sexy third choice
At least I'd get some warnings for the scary parts.
Friend found this in her neighborhood
My coworker found it!
I can feel the pain tho
Not even that at the moment
Sorry boss, the tube is running slow this weekend
B O N E L E S S
If guinea pigs worked in advertising this is what they'd look like.
What did you learn from getting a PhD in astrophysics
She’ll thank him in the morning
I wonder what he has in stored for 2018
You're the best grandma
Molesterol levels too high
My nephew nailed his Ace Ventura costume
Lvl 80 Paladin with Legendary armor
Mr Sean Connery
Spotted at my local coffee shop
My Ex Girlfriend is Part of That Club
My buddies daughter looks like a mid-30s European man.
The queen going for a casual jog.
Just a few more days till the end of the monf
To get ID’d
Player 3 has joined
who is the next
When you order from Aliexpress..
They’re just trying to help ☹️
[freaks out in blyat]
Okay now discuss the answer with the person next to you
I run grief and loss sessions with children. This 5 year old is wise beyond her years.
Me vs wife
I thought every Ikea was a never ending labyrinth anyway!
It’s not a bad reason
A surprise, to be sure.
kid's going to harvard
To help you get through your day
Make sure you keep your eye out.
Smart kid. Smarter teacher
Would prefer chocolate over plain.