Parents: "Are you high?” Me:

I actually still play it quite intense

im sorry

Anon and his roommate

The scariest pumpkin of them all...

Eggolf Egler

The beard really brings it together.

You may now kiss the Bride

Not used to this situation

Putting the “trick” back into Halloween at my office

Buying anti-depressants

My wife and I as Cousin It and Wednesday

The right kind of false advertising

This zoo pretends that the construction site is also an exhibit for wild construction equipment

Yes exactl- wait what

Only in Britain.

Brunch!!! Oh Shit!!!

How my Friend and his Wife dressed for Halloween! FACTS

Please help him

Russian hieromonk looks like Christian version of Post Malone

Ah here it is.

What I'm going to be for Halloween

FINISH HIM!!!

protein

"Why are we here? Just to suffer?"

cat is not even using the 10% of its power

listen to yo brain, dumbass

The worst part about a good marriage.

This made me chuckle.

Looks oddly familiar...

I cant find much spooktober memes anymore and im too dumb for OC right now

Aubrey Plaza in real life

This is what overcompensation looks like

50 being savage as usual

I’d rather die

Only dumb 90 kids like me will remember

Cyka blyat

Why crawl when you can do parkour?

gnillorcs peek

Together we can identify him.

Yeet and retreat

Exchange

First screenshot of new Daredevil VR game

GTA VI

The local Humane Society posted this picture of a big boy that is for adoption.

I see Dead Sea

oh no

You've been fool'd

The single most rage-inducing sentence of my childhood.

Anon is gay

unbearable

Probably the best question AND response on Amazon right now

Comes out of nowhere

yes you are

There goes my plans for the day

the hardest choices in life

When I learned the bar I was in didn’t serve straws, I yelled “bigots!” And stormed out/angerly forced myself through a doorway.

Anon doesn't get humans

Relatable

Allright then, keep them

Halloween my friends

attention

Dressed up as an anti-vaxxer for Halloween party. It was a hit.

oh jeez

Remodeled Mandrake

From a penguin's perspective.

Life is Short

WHERE ARE THEY?!?

heh

Relatable

Free The Babies

Poor Kowalski

Anon will understand one day... or not

My GF and me as Hermione and Hismione

Well this is what the world has come to...

Water is wet

Do it

come as you are

I laughed so hard and now I'm going to hell

Am I in the way?

god dammit dude

Kaaamehaaamehaaa!!!

Good ol' days

Anon makes a song

Oof

Watch what I can do.

you cant have that

"His promise has worth."

Even when its cold

Here...eat baby...I make more

My Work attire 1990 vs 2018

Mandrake Halloween costume

soon

My mom dressed up as my dad for Halloween. I think she nailed it.

Oof

Proof that baseball can unite the worst of enemies

I was recommended to post here

and your father smelt of elderberries

Always felt this way, finally able to express as an OP

I went as Pope Malone for Halloween