The single most rage-inducing sentence of my childhood.

Anon is gay

unbearable

Probably the best question AND response on Amazon right now

Comes out of nowhere

yes you are

There goes my plans for the day

the hardest choices in life

When I learned the bar I was in didn’t serve straws, I yelled “bigots!” And stormed out/angerly forced myself through a doorway.

Anon doesn't get humans

Relatable

Allright then, keep them

Halloween my friends

attention

Dressed up as an anti-vaxxer for Halloween party. It was a hit.

oh jeez

Remodeled Mandrake

From a penguin's perspective.

Life is Short

WHERE ARE THEY?!?

heh

Relatable

Free The Babies

Poor Kowalski

Anon will understand one day... or not

My GF and me as Hermione and Hismione

Well this is what the world has come to...

Water is wet

Do it

come as you are

I laughed so hard and now I'm going to hell

Am I in the way?

god dammit dude

Kaaamehaaamehaaa!!!

Good ol' days

Anon makes a song

Oof

Watch what I can do.

you cant have that

"His promise has worth."

Even when its cold

Here...eat baby...I make more

My Work attire 1990 vs 2018

Mandrake Halloween costume

soon

My mom dressed up as my dad for Halloween. I think she nailed it.

Oof

Proof that baseball can unite the worst of enemies

I was recommended to post here

and your father smelt of elderberries

Always felt this way, finally able to express as an OP

I went as Pope Malone for Halloween

i laughed, hard

Guide to time adjustments

The annual repost

Magnifico

When you pop the clutch

This dress has a shutterstock watermark

heh

Continue???

She died doing what she loved...

Grandma did more work in her day that you do now.

da big boi

You don't have enough space

Mom ran out of ink

Seriously tho...

Not many will understand

She cares for me the way a robot would

Never buying from Wish.com again.

Valuable feedback

To all the crust haters this pizza place has something to say

After twelve years I finally got my husband to dress up.

Bunch O’ Beckys

Im dead

Don't you dare

Apple problems

I bet a face swap with this pup would be cute.

Move out of the way

Those cross country runners better run fast...

Why so SEC-rious?

Hah, that's bullsh... Omg stop it

Life with a younger sibling in a nutshell

Sunday Shopping with the lady, this is the real MVP.

Was taking a panorama and caught this creature on film.

At least all the hair is gone.

We also didn't do too bad

My son is a fart for Halloween

This sign at a farmers market

Turns out drunk people have a hard time with puns

fckign thots

Wasted Potential

Wait. We’re posting our Bob’s Burgers costumes?

Money may not buy happiness, but it can buy the world's strongest button.

Would you dare to go in?

Breathe

oh god

My husband and I winning "best couple" at the casino

These dudes dressed up like Jay and Silent Bob and hung out in front of a convenience store all night.

My news app has this feature

Dressed up as a ‘drinking problem’ and got virtually no laughs