My son is a fart for Halloween

This sign at a farmers market

Turns out drunk people have a hard time with puns

fckign thots

Wasted Potential

Wait. We’re posting our Bob’s Burgers costumes?

Money may not buy happiness, but it can buy the world's strongest button.

Would you dare to go in?

Breathe

oh god

My husband and I winning "best couple" at the casino

These dudes dressed up like Jay and Silent Bob and hung out in front of a convenience store all night.

My news app has this feature

Dressed up as a ‘drinking problem’ and got virtually no laughs

Conehead

you need to do this

That is funny...

I love Dr. Phil

you dont have long

Sarah Jurassica Parker

Daylight saving hours!

Buffering...

Guy's don't fight.

Seriously Florida every single time

To The Thief...

The children are judging you this Halloween.

Found this on google a while ago

He’ll need to have speech 100 when he explains this to his wife

What with?

why are there so many memes of this game right now

No homo

What n' tarnation

Actual search results.

Kid is going places

The importance of time management...

Keep it in your pants, or bag.

Shit

A good halloween decoration

I guess it is treason then

Knock off Halloween costumes

Oldie but a goodie - fitting for a Sunday

Hope you will understand this too

Meanwhile in Britain.

Can we all agree that the Number four is just beautiful?

High Royalty

That is technically correct. And technically correct is all I need.

So very unique as ***

My wife went to a pirate themed charity bowling event but decided last minute she didn't want to dress like a pirate since she figured everyone else would be. So she went as a cannon.

They're just taking it slow

Who?

My kid wanted to be Beefsquatch... but my kid’s mom made a better Bob so I was Linda.

My one year old girl as Mental Hospital Ace Ventura

Dogecoin CEO barking orders at the Tokyo head office

Oof

I still feel beta though.

I invented the piano key necktie. What have you done? NOTHING.

Wow, did Rugrats really nail what adult life is like.

This Russian tissue packet

　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　

I’m in a metal band. Here is this year’s group costume.

Someone’s had a baaad day

Are you with me?

I don't want to go.

Carrot

Finally

A tale of undying honour...

This section of the store intentionally left blank

This is me after a few hours at a new job

He did it again

The story behind it

　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　

Boys we got him

My son is my spirit animal.

Oh yeah she does

Today I climbed a mountain and was rewarded with this incredible view

3am is weird..

I’ve done it. I have created the scariest Halloween pumpkin.

eww

Some things you just can't take back

‘All natural calming product’

Yes it was.

Cosplay of female Johnny Bravo

Best supporting costume

We didn’t do too bad.

Bloody ***s

I work at best buy, almost shit my pants when jason came up behind me asking where my laptop chargers are lol

Man uses lottery winnings to dump manuer on ex-bosses lawn

But it needed more kneading!

2069 here we come

Halloween tree

What she thinks

Swing and a Miss..

What you gonna do beeeach

Will Poulter dressed as Sid from Toy Story for Halloween

If the person that named the Walkie Talkie named everything

Now that's scary

Don't. Move.

This cat has been kidnapped 4 times. And Counting.

My friend as Wired Al for Halloween and the results are perfect!

I always feel like, somebody's watching meeeeeeeeee