So very unique as ***
My wife went to a pirate themed charity bowling event but decided last minute she didn't want to dress like a pirate since she figured everyone else would be. So she went as a cannon.
They're just taking it slow
Who?
My kid wanted to be Beefsquatch... but my kid’s mom made a better Bob so I was Linda.
My one year old girl as Mental Hospital Ace Ventura
Dogecoin CEO barking orders at the Tokyo head office
Oof
I still feel beta though.
I invented the piano key necktie. What have you done? NOTHING.
Wow, did Rugrats really nail what adult life is like.
This Russian tissue packet
I’m in a metal band. Here is this year’s group costume.
Someone’s had a baaad day
Are you with me?
I don't want to go.
Carrot
Finally
A tale of undying honour...
This section of the store intentionally left blank
This is me after a few hours at a new job
He did it again
The story behind it
Boys we got him
My son is my spirit animal.
Oh yeah she does
Today I climbed a mountain and was rewarded with this incredible view
3am is weird..
I’ve done it. I have created the scariest Halloween pumpkin.
eww
Some things you just can't take back
‘All natural calming product’
Yes it was.
Cosplay of female Johnny Bravo
Best supporting costume
We didn’t do too bad.
Bloody ***s
I work at best buy, almost shit my pants when jason came up behind me asking where my laptop chargers are lol
Man uses lottery winnings to dump manuer on ex-bosses lawn
But it needed more kneading!
2069 here we come
Halloween tree
What she thinks
Swing and a Miss..
What you gonna do beeeach
Will Poulter dressed as Sid from Toy Story for Halloween
If the person that named the Walkie Talkie named everything
Now that's scary
Don't. Move.
This cat has been kidnapped 4 times. And Counting.
My friend as Wired Al for Halloween and the results are perfect!
I always feel like, somebody's watching meeeeeeeeee
When you look in a mirror and are disappointed with your body
Dressed up as a child predator for a Halloween party
The One True Aquaman
And suddenly, John found himself to be the centre of office gossip...
Really bad billboard placement.
My friend and her husband always bring it at Halloween but this year they really topped themselves. Meet Garth Vader and Obi Wayne Kenobi.
When you drink cold water after chewing mint gum
I think i would do the same but im a guy so
My brother posted this onto his facebook a couple days ago, now my grandma is having her prayer group pray for walter white.
I think they’re ready!
Possibly...
Big Shaq!
Might *** around and just...die?
No kitty! That's a bad kitty!
Best mistake ever!
Tonight's going to be fun
There are two types of girls on Halloween...
Every freakin’ time
Guy in blue shirt thinking "aww f*** dude, what cha doing to me here? I just wanted brunch..."
Keep up the good work, Roger.
howdy
Longest World Series Game Ever!
One of my med school professors printed this and put it on his door after a tough exam
When you are hot but awkward.
If Dracula had a cat
All out
90% of people had one of these in their homes with sewing supplies inside.
My friends and I as Powerpuffmen for Halloween!
Yes I think they do.
Battle!
Good life lol
Family cosplay win!
Important announcement : Yeet
Bigots from the party last night thought me and my girlfriend didn't belong together.
It's actually real!!
I'm in emotional distress
I need to hire this guy
Please don’t tell mom
“One” night stand anyone?
So Marijuana was legalized in Canada...
oh god please no
I use to be dyslexic but im KO now
Hahahaahah
They should've killed him
5000th meem: If I am dead inside, am I also a taco shell, or the shell of a taco?
Just to remember...