Bigots from the party last night thought me and my girlfriend didn't belong together.

It's actually real!!

I'm in emotional distress

I need to hire this guy

Please don’t tell mom

“One” night stand anyone?

So Marijuana was legalized in Canada...

oh god please no

I use to be dyslexic but im KO now

Hahahaahah

They should've killed him

5000th meem: If I am dead inside, am I also a taco shell, or the shell of a taco?

Just to remember...

Or don't

Super kitty!

I can do it all...

“How do you do, fellow trick or treaters?”

oof I'm old

Overprotective parents left their newborn with the baby’s grandparents for the first time. They called every 4 minutes checking on the baby, so the grandad sent them this photo

Styling done right

Secret meme

But it will...

. . .

niqqer

Power of Todd

the video that defined a generation

Could use a comma...

I N V A S I O N

When your parents/grandparents tell you about their childhood

Steam reviews always deliver

Can't concentrate

This is sad, spread love.

I went to a small farm and said "Hello animals" to the animals and they all looked at me

Oof ouch owie my friend.

Shoutout to people who are having a bad day

So there was a time limit after all

It just works

I see what you did they're

When you don't wanna hang out

Synagogues making memes now.

Not all animals want to kill you...

Nothing I can say, a total eclipse of the heart...

Remember as days get colder animals are attracted to the warmth of cars so check wheel arches or other hiding places.

When you drop you guitar pick in your acoustic

:- |

Cheetahs are really nervous animals, and some zoos give them "support dogs" to relax

Jailbait gona jailbait

"Who paid for you?" he whispered. But the old wall kept her secrets.

When you suck at catching Smurfs so you have to find a second job

this was posted by WoB Gang

loaf

Teenage mutant ninja dogtels

Am I allowed to touch it?

When the anesthesia kicks in and you end up meeting your animal spirit guide at the Dentist's office

freezing cell

Name is always wrong...

Wonder how far they can go with this, but bruh this costume is hella creative.

wholesum

an inconvenient laugh i found

Sobiesky

love this guy

perfect dankness

Cvs Receipt

Me when my boss calls on the weekend...

I was bamboozled

tatatataaaaa ta tatata ta

Gas station bathroom etiquette

always works

Dammit Karen!

Elon, you NPC

This is my dinner tonight. I'm an adult.

5 black and white marshmallows.

Millenials did it again

inner peace

Every weekend..

That Friday Night Feeling

Tipped

she simply proved vegans are weak

It took all day, but I finally found a picture of talent that I don’t have

ooooohhh

My buddies dressed up as Rick and Julian from trailer park boys

This is spooky

Superpower in <2 years

MemeTesla

Jesus the expert on Rule 13

This car is not amused

fkin cuck

wait wat

In honor of spooky season

Think about others for once!

Oh that's clever

　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　

Sticker psychology

sick or treat...

My gfs badass Post Malone costume for Halloween

He has mass

I picked my mom up from the airport.

stroke time

One sip and you can see tomorrow

My 7 yr old daughter’s answer to last nights homework assignment probably isn’t gonna win me any parenting awards, but I got a pretty good laugh out of it :-)