Don't. Move.

This cat has been kidnapped 4 times. And Counting.

My friend as Wired Al for Halloween and the results are perfect!

I always feel like, somebody's watching meeeeeeeeee

When you look in a mirror and are disappointed with your body

Dressed up as a child predator for a Halloween party

The One True Aquaman

And suddenly, John found himself to be the centre of office gossip...

Really bad billboard placement.

My friend and her husband always bring it at Halloween but this year they really topped themselves. Meet Garth Vader and Obi Wayne Kenobi.

When you drink cold water after chewing mint gum

I think i would do the same but im a guy so

My brother posted this onto his facebook a couple days ago, now my grandma is having her prayer group pray for walter white.

I think they’re ready!

Possibly...

Big Shaq!

Might *** around and just...die?

No kitty! That's a bad kitty!

Best mistake ever!

Tonight's going to be fun

There are two types of girls on Halloween...

Every freakin’ time

Guy in blue shirt thinking "aww f*** dude, what cha doing to me here? I just wanted brunch..."

Keep up the good work, Roger.

howdy

Longest World Series Game Ever!

One of my med school professors printed this and put it on his door after a tough exam

When you are hot but awkward.

If Dracula had a cat

All out

90% of people had one of these in their homes with sewing supplies inside.

My friends and I as Powerpuffmen for Halloween!

Yes I think they do.

Battle!

Good life lol

Family cosplay win!

Important announcement : Yeet

Bigots from the party last night thought me and my girlfriend didn't belong together.

It's actually real!!

I'm in emotional distress

I need to hire this guy

Please don’t tell mom

“One” night stand anyone?

So Marijuana was legalized in Canada...

oh god please no

I use to be dyslexic but im KO now

Hahahaahah

They should've killed him

5000th meem: If I am dead inside, am I also a taco shell, or the shell of a taco?

Just to remember...

Or don't

Super kitty!

I can do it all...

“How do you do, fellow trick or treaters?”

oof I'm old

Overprotective parents left their newborn with the baby’s grandparents for the first time. They called every 4 minutes checking on the baby, so the grandad sent them this photo

Styling done right

Secret meme

But it will...

. . .

niqqer

Power of Todd

the video that defined a generation

Could use a comma...

I N V A S I O N

When your parents/grandparents tell you about their childhood

Steam reviews always deliver

Can't concentrate

This is sad, spread love.

I went to a small farm and said "Hello animals" to the animals and they all looked at me

Oof ouch owie my friend.

Shoutout to people who are having a bad day

So there was a time limit after all

It just works

I see what you did they're

When you don't wanna hang out

Synagogues making memes now.

Not all animals want to kill you...

Nothing I can say, a total eclipse of the heart...

Remember as days get colder animals are attracted to the warmth of cars so check wheel arches or other hiding places.

When you drop you guitar pick in your acoustic

:- |

Cheetahs are really nervous animals, and some zoos give them "support dogs" to relax

Jailbait gona jailbait

"Who paid for you?" he whispered. But the old wall kept her secrets.

When you suck at catching Smurfs so you have to find a second job

this was posted by WoB Gang

loaf

Teenage mutant ninja dogtels

Am I allowed to touch it?

When the anesthesia kicks in and you end up meeting your animal spirit guide at the Dentist's office

freezing cell

Name is always wrong...

Wonder how far they can go with this, but bruh this costume is hella creative.

wholesum

an inconvenient laugh i found

Sobiesky

love this guy

perfect dankness

Cvs Receipt