That is technically correct. And technically correct is all I need.

So very unique as ***

My wife went to a pirate themed charity bowling event but decided last minute she didn't want to dress like a pirate since she figured everyone else would be. So she went as a cannon.

They're just taking it slow

Who?

My kid wanted to be Beefsquatch... but my kid’s mom made a better Bob so I was Linda.

My one year old girl as Mental Hospital Ace Ventura

Dogecoin CEO barking orders at the Tokyo head office

Oof

I still feel beta though.

I invented the piano key necktie. What have you done? NOTHING.

Wow, did Rugrats really nail what adult life is like.

This Russian tissue packet

　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　

I’m in a metal band. Here is this year’s group costume.

Someone’s had a baaad day

Are you with me?

I don't want to go.

Carrot

Finally

A tale of undying honour...

This section of the store intentionally left blank

This is me after a few hours at a new job

He did it again

The story behind it

　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　

Boys we got him

My son is my spirit animal.

Oh yeah she does

Today I climbed a mountain and was rewarded with this incredible view

3am is weird..

I’ve done it. I have created the scariest Halloween pumpkin.

eww

Some things you just can't take back

‘All natural calming product’

Yes it was.

Cosplay of female Johnny Bravo

Best supporting costume

We didn’t do too bad.

Bloody ***s

I work at best buy, almost shit my pants when jason came up behind me asking where my laptop chargers are lol

Man uses lottery winnings to dump manuer on ex-bosses lawn

But it needed more kneading!

2069 here we come

Halloween tree

What she thinks

Swing and a Miss..

What you gonna do beeeach

Will Poulter dressed as Sid from Toy Story for Halloween

If the person that named the Walkie Talkie named everything

Now that's scary

Don't. Move.

This cat has been kidnapped 4 times. And Counting.

My friend as Wired Al for Halloween and the results are perfect!

I always feel like, somebody's watching meeeeeeeeee

When you look in a mirror and are disappointed with your body

Dressed up as a child predator for a Halloween party

The One True Aquaman

And suddenly, John found himself to be the centre of office gossip...

Really bad billboard placement.

My friend and her husband always bring it at Halloween but this year they really topped themselves. Meet Garth Vader and Obi Wayne Kenobi.

When you drink cold water after chewing mint gum

I think i would do the same but im a guy so

My brother posted this onto his facebook a couple days ago, now my grandma is having her prayer group pray for walter white.

I think they’re ready!

Possibly...

Big Shaq!

Might *** around and just...die?

No kitty! That's a bad kitty!

Best mistake ever!

Tonight's going to be fun

There are two types of girls on Halloween...

Every freakin’ time

Guy in blue shirt thinking "aww f*** dude, what cha doing to me here? I just wanted brunch..."

Keep up the good work, Roger.

howdy

Longest World Series Game Ever!

One of my med school professors printed this and put it on his door after a tough exam

When you are hot but awkward.

If Dracula had a cat

All out

90% of people had one of these in their homes with sewing supplies inside.

My friends and I as Powerpuffmen for Halloween!

Yes I think they do.

Battle!

Good life lol

Family cosplay win!

Important announcement : Yeet

Bigots from the party last night thought me and my girlfriend didn't belong together.

It's actually real!!

I'm in emotional distress

I need to hire this guy

Please don’t tell mom

“One” night stand anyone?

So Marijuana was legalized in Canada...

oh god please no

I use to be dyslexic but im KO now

Hahahaahah

They should've killed him

5000th meem: If I am dead inside, am I also a taco shell, or the shell of a taco?