Don’t touch my keyboard

bet he is

and winner of best pet costume....

More Speed!

Types of girls

gottem

Side hustle holiday special

This should get the message across!

still think a congrats is in order

My FBI agent is not very lucky

The illustrator has a developed sense of humor

Do you want a balloon?

When you lean too far back in your chair

My nephew has a toy dinosaur which we call "sneaky dinosaur" because he looks rather ***ing sneaky.

It's time to stop

All about that view

The best type of comeback

Oh, well. Shit.

Pop! Goes the weasel

Free yoga class

Such a hero!!!

Milk loaf

My friends baby is only a few weeks old, yet is the most judgmental person ive ever met

I’m dying

A proud member of the Royal Canadian Air Force practicing his low altitude maneuvers.

It's hilarious cute. LOL. #CoupleGoals

Spooky Meme?

Successful Face Swap

Potluck at work today. Happy Halloween!

Catalog Model

I think this belongs here....

I see this Tesla all around the Denver area.

Potterhead parents

I was today years old

Agrees I do

My 96 y/o grandmother wanted to dress up like a Starbucks barista this Halloween. I think she hit it out of the park.

Cats are dumb

I dunno how they do that

Ram into them

relatable

I'm never feeding ducks again

This Trick this year

Like... In the p.m.

smart ever

You ain’t getting past 3

go

But its only 4:30 !

The secret texts have been found

Romantic!

Wait what??

Sound of Bumping Bees

wild as ***

Dang it’s right

Not even this year

Helpful review

Keanu, no!! oh wait.. thats more like it.

This is a 63 year old woman dressed as Post Malone

Struggle is real

Wait.. WTF!

Anon basically had sex (again)

Hue

Now I just feel bad

They are coming

I put up some rat decorations for Hallowe’en and when I came home last night this is what I was greeting with

Oof

After it's domesticated it gives birth to truck drivers. . .

get rdy

Quite accurate

No one can spoil your kids more than your husband!

Quick, upvote it!

Anon wishes he'd also be Russisn

How do you do that??

My instructor is playing training videos of himself from the 80s wearing the exact same outfit

Telletubbies

360 slap

Took me by surprise I haven’t stopped laughing at it since.

Porn Hub needs chat mods

Be a smart artist :)

Sure hold still....

Speed is relative, Sir

Real music

Another CVS getting its daily receipt roll delivered.

Further evidence

Three type of guys

Antivaxxers be like

Paint me Jack

Anon sucks dick

This is still one of my favorite images/motto

Keeping up with the Kardashians.

thru

Arrest them

Alexa, play See You Again

I just witnessed a suicide

what a madman

Damn

You know your joke is good when...

Problem solved

One titty please

We played right into their hands

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