I put up some rat decorations for Hallowe’en and when I came home last night this is what I was greeting with

Oof

After it's domesticated it gives birth to truck drivers. . .

get rdy

Quite accurate

No one can spoil your kids more than your husband!

Quick, upvote it!

Anon wishes he'd also be Russisn

How do you do that??

My instructor is playing training videos of himself from the 80s wearing the exact same outfit

Telletubbies

360 slap

Took me by surprise I haven’t stopped laughing at it since.

Porn Hub needs chat mods

Be a smart artist :)

Sure hold still....

Speed is relative, Sir

Real music

Another CVS getting its daily receipt roll delivered.

Further evidence

Three type of guys

Antivaxxers be like

Paint me Jack

Anon sucks dick

This is still one of my favorite images/motto

Keeping up with the Kardashians.

thru

Arrest them

Alexa, play See You Again

I just witnessed a suicide

what a madman

Damn

You know your joke is good when...

Problem solved

One titty please

We played right into their hands

Analysis failed

And the cutest costume of the decade goes to...

The coats of arms of Scandinavia

Fury Road, budget edition.

Something fishy

80's movies have ruined me! For the last 38 years, every time I hear bad news, this is the first damn thing I think.....

The most creative costume I’ve seen yet

And another one....

This poster against teenage pregnancy from 2017

"I'm gonna hit you so hard when you wake up your clothes are gonna be out of style!"

Right reasons

Freddie feels

What just happened!?

Something to think about before 1 April.

#MEMELORD

Cableporn

Grannies be like

Quick make a wish quick!

Not how it went...but how I saw it going

heh

Oof

One of the happiest days of your life!

Shampoo is very useful for men.

Be kind to your bartenders

.....Well shit it's kinda true

I just have something to say real quick

Cuddly!

Atleast I am doing something .

Wife asked me to take a picture of her throwing a pumpkin

No survivors

How did I know, this has too many subs on it.

This poster against teen pregnancy from the 80s

Happens to the best of us

When I’m almost asleep and my cat spasms around the room knocking shit over

Ruth Vader Ginsburg.

Cool guy

Yeah, it's perfect, thanks...

SHAME *ding ding*

zukkyboi

Caution - walkers...

When people ask me what constant anxiety is like.

I’m a 90s kid, can confirm...

Must be right

A long chain

But it’s only 4:30!

This puppy looks like it accidentally opened the front facing camera

Seen a lot of these lately

Once a week, my friend and I draw the same picture in MS Paint. I think we're about equal

I agree 100%

If you are on mobile

Selfie time?

I had the kind of Monday where I brought my remote to work.

That's cool costume

such a great prank.

My brother as Edgar Allen Po

The real Chad

My girlfriend is too short for the Walmart self scan cameras and I'm too tall for them

Robert's in trouble

Pepperoni is gonna be pissed.

Can anyone relate?

Dino-mite

This guy proposed to various characters at Disney World

There’s never any excuse for violence — I mean, there is ALMOST never any excuse for violence.

" Hood-Man "