Not how it went...but how I saw it going

heh

Oof

One of the happiest days of your life!

Shampoo is very useful for men.

Be kind to your bartenders

.....Well shit it's kinda true

I just have something to say real quick

Cuddly!

Atleast I am doing something .

Wife asked me to take a picture of her throwing a pumpkin

No survivors

How did I know, this has too many subs on it.

This poster against teen pregnancy from the 80s

Happens to the best of us

When I’m almost asleep and my cat spasms around the room knocking shit over

Ruth Vader Ginsburg.

Cool guy

Yeah, it's perfect, thanks...

SHAME *ding ding*

zukkyboi

Caution - walkers...

When people ask me what constant anxiety is like.

I’m a 90s kid, can confirm...

Must be right

A long chain

But it’s only 4:30!

This puppy looks like it accidentally opened the front facing camera

Seen a lot of these lately

Once a week, my friend and I draw the same picture in MS Paint. I think we're about equal

I agree 100%

If you are on mobile

Selfie time?

I had the kind of Monday where I brought my remote to work.

That's cool costume

such a great prank.

My brother as Edgar Allen Po

The real Chad

My girlfriend is too short for the Walmart self scan cameras and I'm too tall for them

Robert's in trouble

Pepperoni is gonna be pissed.

Can anyone relate?

Dino-mite

This guy proposed to various characters at Disney World

There’s never any excuse for violence — I mean, there is ALMOST never any excuse for violence.

" Hood-Man "

I had a fanny pack full of tator tots to everyone that said “Napoleon gimme some of your tots!” I had to refill it three times so I’d say it was a success :)

Scutoid

I'll have another

wait wat

Why Japan doesn't have their own Evil Knievel

Jeff???

help a lady out

Toilet buddies for life

Parents: "Are you high?” Me:

I actually still play it quite intense

im sorry

Anon and his roommate

The scariest pumpkin of them all...

Eggolf Egler

The beard really brings it together.

You may now kiss the Bride

Not used to this situation

Putting the “trick” back into Halloween at my office

Buying anti-depressants

My wife and I as Cousin It and Wednesday

The right kind of false advertising

This zoo pretends that the construction site is also an exhibit for wild construction equipment

Yes exactl- wait what

Only in Britain.

Brunch!!! Oh Shit!!!

How my Friend and his Wife dressed for Halloween! FACTS

Please help him

Russian hieromonk looks like Christian version of Post Malone

Ah here it is.

What I'm going to be for Halloween

FINISH HIM!!!

protein

"Why are we here? Just to suffer?"

cat is not even using the 10% of its power

listen to yo brain, dumbass

The worst part about a good marriage.

This made me chuckle.

Looks oddly familiar...

I cant find much spooktober memes anymore and im too dumb for OC right now

Aubrey Plaza in real life

This is what overcompensation looks like

50 being savage as usual

I’d rather die

Only dumb 90 kids like me will remember

Cyka blyat

Why crawl when you can do parkour?

gnillorcs peek

Together we can identify him.

Yeet and retreat

Exchange

First screenshot of new Daredevil VR game

GTA VI

The local Humane Society posted this picture of a big boy that is for adoption.

I see Dead Sea