It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
793,090 Poster of the Year
Caution - walkers...
When people ask me what constant anxiety is like.
I’m a 90s kid, can confirm...
Must be right
A long chain
But it’s only 4:30!
This puppy looks like it accidentally opened the front facing camera
Seen a lot of these lately
Once a week, my friend and I draw the same picture in MS Paint. I think we're about equal
I agree 100%
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I had the kind of Monday where I brought my remote to work.
That's cool costume
such a great prank.
My brother as Edgar Allen Po
The real Chad
My girlfriend is too short for the Walmart self scan cameras and I'm too tall for them
Robert's in trouble
Pepperoni is gonna be pissed.
Can anyone relate?
This guy proposed to various characters at Disney World
There’s never any excuse for violence — I mean, there is ALMOST never any excuse for violence.
" Hood-Man "
I had a fanny pack full of tator tots to everyone that said “Napoleon gimme some of your tots!” I had to refill it three times so I’d say it was a success :)
I'll have another
Why Japan doesn't have their own Evil Knievel
help a lady out
Toilet buddies for life
Parents: "Are you high?” Me:
I actually still play it quite intense
Anon and his roommate
The scariest pumpkin of them all...
The beard really brings it together.
You may now kiss the Bride
Not used to this situation
Putting the “trick” back into Halloween at my office
My wife and I as Cousin It and Wednesday
The right kind of false advertising
This zoo pretends that the construction site is also an exhibit for wild construction equipment
Yes exactl- wait what
Only in Britain.
Brunch!!! Oh Shit!!!
How my Friend and his Wife dressed for Halloween! FACTS
Please help him
Russian hieromonk looks like Christian version of Post Malone
Ah here it is.
What I'm going to be for Halloween
"Why are we here? Just to suffer?"
cat is not even using the 10% of its power
listen to yo brain, dumbass
The worst part about a good marriage.
This made me chuckle.
Looks oddly familiar...
I cant find much spooktober memes anymore and im too dumb for OC right now
Aubrey Plaza in real life
This is what overcompensation looks like
50 being savage as usual
I’d rather die
Only dumb 90 kids like me will remember
Why crawl when you can do parkour?
Together we can identify him.
Yeet and retreat
First screenshot of new Daredevil VR game
The local Humane Society posted this picture of a big boy that is for adoption.
I see Dead Sea
You've been fool'd
The single most rage-inducing sentence of my childhood.
Anon is gay
Probably the best question AND response on Amazon right now
Comes out of nowhere
yes you are
There goes my plans for the day
the hardest choices in life
Chinese government got a victory royale
When I learned the bar I was in didn’t serve straws, I yelled “bigots!” And stormed out/angerly forced myself through a doorway.
Anon doesn't get humans
Allright then, keep them
Halloween my friends
Dressed up as an anti-vaxxer for Halloween party. It was a hit.
From a penguin's perspective.