*cries*

yes

Where’d thanksgiving go?

Put me down! I need to get to Target already!

The wonders of earwax

Peak season.

TEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEE

spooky

Asked my wife to look for a Chucky mask so I could scare the kids. She's too innocent.

Sorority Village is a dick poking out your boxers.

My Mom is cleaning out the library at the preschool where she works and sent me this

My buddy sent me this yesterday.

Oopsies

Listening to AC/DC.

wack

It’s the sweet one

Mini Wayne and Garth!

Kids have advanced tastes

When Mad Max meets Mario

Ryan Reynolds talking about his kid

Those cops gonna regret this when Donkey shows up

Guy waited his whole life to make this serial number

My new favourite thing ever...

Its just so interesting

Our two year old daughter. Because when big sis wants to dress up as Jason Voorhees, what better side kick than Chucky?

Proskater 2 boi

Lifes a ***

Doctor’s office got jokes... but seriously, vaccinate #Nursing

Terrified from the very beginning.

The answer was there all along

We won the Yuk Yuks Comedy Halloween costume challenge

Last year I dressed up as Randy Marsh

Damn you Carl

Hawking Burn!!

Could've turned out worse

Need a good morning boost?

Never forget Patrick Stewart dressed as a lobster.

How to Jump Higher

Roadworks? Seems legit...

Emojis...

The last thing he did before death.

Are you mad?

We don’t grow enough potato’s

Not a bug so much as an entire hive

Shut up nerd

Somebody give this guy an award.

Buddy of mine was Jon Snow White at work today.

Isn’t my daughter cute?!

100% true.

Blue screen of death with 21 ram sticks

4000 years later

My favorite house we trick-or-treated at tonight. This was their only decoration.

Dad’s can relate

My wife put this together in 30 minutes. Happy Weird Al-loween

Japan is on a level of it's own.

I couldn’t get the ears to stand up so I just hung her upside down.

Amped

My son wanted to be a blue Christmas light this year

My dad and nephew as Dennis and Mr. Wilson

Just buying a pizza.

I'm not the first, but I hope to be the best. The Carter '18

I guess my boyfriend didn't quite understand when I said he should be the penguin...

I was called down to the office and sent home at 2nd period because ONE substitute teacher was “offended” here’s me waiting for my mom

"Guys! Found the house with the full-sized Snickers!"

My pregnant friend Lauren, everyone. Tonight she’s 35 years old, divorced, and living in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER!

In a world of Disney princesses, be a hotdog.

This is actually what it's like to be a parent sometimes. Rugrats drew a fine line between entertainment and reality.

We let our daughter choose our costumes - my wife was not too happy with hers.

My daighter was a ballerina so I dressed up as Elton John and we went as Tiny Dancer for Halloween.

When your wife got sick on Halloween but your kids really want princess Leia to go with them

My son said he wanted to be the scariest thing an adult can think of. He came up with this all on his own.

You can wear your fancy attire all you want Marie. I’m wearing the scuba suit and that’s final.

Growing up I never once questioned what the *** this device was

Her most popular costume so far!

My daughter went as me this year.

Spooky Month is almost over

Forrest Gump, Jennay! & Lt. Dan for halloween!

Today when my boss said my name 3 times

This is the cutest halloween costume!

"In loving memory" Halloween decoration

This cop dressed up as a pig for Halloween.

Bill Cosby costume

If You Get This Halloween Costume Like... The Best Ever

Who's the man?

How to torture a Vampire

Consequences of over watering every morning.

Hey Peter, whaaats happening?

WOW cokes

Viet-***ing-Nam!

The new kid at my school came in dressed as a banana today. The school lunch included a banana so naturally, everyone was donating their bananas to him

Here’s my dad at work. I think he took this year’s Halloween Costume Contest pretty seriously.

Well done sir. Well done.

My Halloween costume this year. I’ve peaked.

My teacher was dressed as Arthur

When my kids arrived at school today it was reassuring to see Batman on the roof watching over them protectively.

I was a Holy Cow two years ago

'The jealousy of Micheal Myers' - my friend draws these so infrequently nowadays because he lacks motivation. I just wanted to be able to show him people can/do enjoy his doodles.

My coworker came as me to work for Halloween

All these Halloween costume post and yet this is still the best.

There were some hecklers in Canadian Parliament today