Asked if I could take his picture, he said "no hablo inglés" and then said "I'm just f**king with you, go ahead..."

how you gonna pay rent

sweeet

Might Be true

My dog looks like an Old Jedi Master

Wait until it finishes shrinking, then you'll understand.

The absolute madlad!

And A Crunchy New Year!

He is not allowed in the bathroom. So he sometimes sneaks in and does... this.

why

Truth or Dare?

My Dad lost his leg but not his sense of humor.

Large sharpened colored pencils

Idles - Well Done.mp3

heh

Calm down, Calm down

Don't fall victim to this

fitness goals

If you get bullied you have to deal with it yourself

That reflection though...

It’s just plain common knowledge

Do you understand the words that's are coming out of my mouth?!?!

Its hamtaro time!

It's only a matter of time when people realize what the true religion is.

Nice

It's over Anakin

You can check out any time you like

Is that just toothpaste?

we will find them

Hmm ok

ᵔᴥᵔ

Can't wait for Shrek 5

lol, legit

cmon

They said all arms and legs inside the ride.

This movie is Oscar worthy!

One of the few perks of living in Arizona

Teachers when you ask a question

Get outta my personal space.

Lets go green ...

Just married....... 2 years ago but still

Please stop flipping me off...

You are not you when you are hungry

brexit

Oh sh't he got him

When you wake up the next morning and realize why the hooker was half price

T H O T

They just want to help! It's not their fault we're so fragile.

Anon has ptoblems

Can confirm, live in England

Dress the way you want to

Thanks Driver

Judgment

I ❤ PARIS

Gotta do what you’ve gotta do to get what you want

Life Be Like That Sometimes

I've lost count of how many times this has happened

This is my nightmare

The next leap, may be the one to take me home.

welp thats a nice story

Warnings? Never heard of em.

To serve and correct!

Anon sucks

Thanos should snap for antivaxxers instead.

I like twitter... is an old one

What even are feelings

Where is the bus going?

canon timeline

Frida Gomam

This is so smart

I do not understand.

Wheres my super suit

But, let's not jump to conclusions here.

That Fiona and me...

I don't believe it...I'm on a wall!!!.

"Offline for 5 years"

Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good..

well are they wrong?

Necessary purchase

Emotional Moment

This advice for dog owners

Your mom’s a hoe

Hold dees

I just got my 23 and Me results back.

It's NOVEMBER Damn It

This is the worst feeling everrrre :(

That explains so much

She doesn’t look a day over 130

Imma good boi

Catthew!

flashback

***ing racists

A joke I missed as a kid

This is what a glitch in the matrix in Louisiana looks like

cloudy with a chance of avocado

I've seen it all now.

I’m guilty

How about espress-NO

This dude high on cheese

Eminem has drawn every game of rock, paper, scissors he’s ever played