It's only a matter of time when people realize what the true religion is.

Nice

It's over Anakin

You can check out any time you like

Is that just toothpaste?

we will find them

Hmm ok

ᵔᴥᵔ

Can't wait for Shrek 5

lol, legit

cmon

They said all arms and legs inside the ride.

This movie is Oscar worthy!

One of the few perks of living in Arizona

Teachers when you ask a question

Get outta my personal space.

Lets go green ...

Just married....... 2 years ago but still

Please stop flipping me off...

You are not you when you are hungry

brexit

Oh sh't he got him

When you wake up the next morning and realize why the hooker was half price

T H O T

They just want to help! It's not their fault we're so fragile.

Anon has ptoblems

Can confirm, live in England

Dress the way you want to

Thanks Driver

Judgment

I ❤ PARIS

Gotta do what you’ve gotta do to get what you want

Life Be Like That Sometimes

I've lost count of how many times this has happened

This is my nightmare

The next leap, may be the one to take me home.

welp thats a nice story

Warnings? Never heard of em.

To serve and correct!

Anon sucks

Thanos should snap for antivaxxers instead.

I like twitter... is an old one

What even are feelings

Where is the bus going?

canon timeline

Frida Gomam

This is so smart

I do not understand.

Wheres my super suit

But, let's not jump to conclusions here.

That Fiona and me...

I don't believe it...I'm on a wall!!!.

"Offline for 5 years"

Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good..

well are they wrong?

Necessary purchase

Emotional Moment

This advice for dog owners

Your mom’s a hoe

Hold dees

I just got my 23 and Me results back.

It's NOVEMBER Damn It

This is the worst feeling everrrre :(

That explains so much

She doesn’t look a day over 130

Imma good boi

Catthew!

flashback

***ing racists

A joke I missed as a kid

This is what a glitch in the matrix in Louisiana looks like

cloudy with a chance of avocado

I've seen it all now.

I’m guilty

How about espress-NO

This dude high on cheese

Eminem has drawn every game of rock, paper, scissors he’s ever played

Words of wisdom...

No money mo problems

you are now breathing manually

Are you threatening me?

Tijuanted to keep living

It’s a tough competition

That kids neck though...

So sad!

Nothing new for No Nut November for most..

Time change tonight

Made this at work for a contest. One of the judges thought it was sacrilegious. “The Walking Bread”

Having some antisocial beef tomorrow

Well played United Methodist Church, well played...

I will not be torn down

I don't know where this came from, but...

Bamboozled Ted

This doesn’t add up...

The antique shop down the road from me is doing something right...

The HP is so long

Boss level.

He's only going up

Me working at Starbucks

Chloe Grace Moretz came to my school last night and she signed this very candid picture I had of her. She got a good kick out of it.