The HP is so long
Boss level.
He's only going up
Me working at Starbucks
Chloe Grace Moretz came to my school last night and she signed this very candid picture I had of her. She got a good kick out of it.
Wonder what the stats are like for edge
Im In
WoB shall not Nut until the next Shrek movie
Chug, Chug!
Where Are My Milk Duds?
Aussies?
I wonder he got family discount.
UwU
Who said reposts weren’t worth it
*Reads humping* No nut nov. is in deep danger this year
Hermione ain’t that smart after all
When ur squad don’t wanna come out and play so u summon urself a new crew
Untold truth
Didn't have her nails done after proposal, so she improvises
Disco Bats.
Press p to pet.
Flight attendant created this crown for a young girl's birthday on my flight yesterday.
ayy
Elf on a shelf? Not me...
Started a new job recently, and there's another Tyler in my department. Had to differentiate myself.
It's that time of year roll those clocks back tonight Americans!
Annoying vegan
A customer sent my friend their last chicken nugget through the bank drive-thru tubes
where the og blue's clues guy go??
The struggle is real IE
Kings Hand
ah yes
Classic Thanksgiving meme
well
heh
This is why Disney is so “Magical”
anyone else????
Next best thing! lol
Wow, this has blown my mind
A guide to putting your clocks forward
bae
Ho fo sho
The label on this ground beef is messed up
My Brother's response to a recruiter
Nick Cage is not dead.
Right in the needle arm
My new shower curtain just arrived
A smal peener
Nathan Hale
WasteOfBreath probably hoping EARLY 2019 right now
How a shoe can ruin a photo
*** Karen, figuratively.
Shieet man :DD
Furry costume
Rare footage of me after the Shrek meme got 2000 comments (Farris called it)
Current affairs section
Forget real estate, you can’t afford it anyway.
My sense of humour is really concerning to me.
eat your broccoli
If you're on a deserted island...
Shitty shitty bang bang!!
he actually looks like dwight from the office
Wavy nice
A ***ing Venn diagram
Delightfully Devilish
When you're being monitored, so you have to be clever with your messages
Too accurate.
Thank
loud
Pizzeria
Futurama never held back on the dark humor
Got my mom to stitch this for me after seeing it here a while back
We ***ed up, go back
hairless cats
well hello there
Yes, fun indeed.
Only a day
F*cking gold
A simple case of *** off.
Seriously, he needs to stop vaping. /s
I don’t believe in vaccines either
Pythagoras utilizes gravity to troll - very effective ¯\__/¯
“Well shit.....”
not from a jedi
If mario kart ever taught me anything
When Halloween is over..
That is still very relatable
Kablowie, your mom is now a bowie
When The Teacher Says 5 Minutes Left
Price check on register #9
Trick or Treating at Ronald's house.
Fuc
I drive by four in my 20 minute commute.
Naaaasty
Thank you Starbucks
South Park Quotes - by @iarigby
Shockingly cute.
My daughter tells jokes that my son finds uncomfortable
This dog's butt looks like Jesus Christ
Burn level: Forest Fire