Rare footage of me after the Shrek meme got 2000 comments (Farris called it)

Current affairs section

Forget real estate, you can’t afford it anyway.

My sense of humour is really concerning to me.

eat your broccoli

If you're on a deserted island...

Shitty shitty bang bang!!

he actually looks like dwight from the office

Wavy nice

A ***ing Venn diagram

Delightfully Devilish

When you're being monitored, so you have to be clever with your messages

Too accurate.

Thank

loud

Pizzeria

Futurama never held back on the dark humor

Got my mom to stitch this for me after seeing it here a while back

We ***ed up, go back

hairless cats

well hello there

Yes, fun indeed.

Only a day

F*cking gold

A simple case of *** off.

Seriously, he needs to stop vaping. /s

I don’t believe in vaccines either

Pythagoras utilizes gravity to troll - very effective ¯\__/¯

“Well shit.....”

not from a jedi

If mario kart ever taught me anything

When Halloween is over..

That is still very relatable

Kablowie, your mom is now a bowie

When The Teacher Says 5 Minutes Left

Price check on register #9

Trick or Treating at Ronald's house.

Fuc

I drive by four in my 20 minute commute.

Naaaasty

Thank you Starbucks

South Park Quotes - by @iarigby

Shockingly cute.

My daughter tells jokes that my son finds uncomfortable

This dog's butt looks like Jesus Christ

Burn level: Forest Fire

If you have an older sibling, you recognize this...

Roger that..

“Why are you thinking about moving to Wisconsin?” “No reason”

Magic power of summoning a cat

Avengers, I'm looking at you.

You get one wish.

Why? We’ll never know the answer.

So it's a race.

Anon lives the college life

The only models that have influenced me

Too big?

Shaken not stirred

Elsa Jean

Inventing the Hot Air Balloon

Day 2 of no nut November

I was told I needed to try to make it lifelike...

Oh Henry’s new marketing in Canada

There’s only one way to find out

I laughed at the irony. Then cried at the truth.

The House

Duties of being the fun aunt

Cat named Dickface

"just november? heh" *scoffs*

When you’re so tired that you don’t care how you look.

　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　

Local music store with a can’t-miss deal

The whole underworld agrees.

That must be a good one.

Barnacle

Baby carrots

Like a psychopath

When you hate everyone

Tell your lies somewhere else

Not a great help in No Nut November but thanks!

I feel like this belongs here

When you try to hug her, but she’s still mad at you

User name checks out.

Paint 100

When you gotta bring the groceries in the house in one trip

There is no hiding from Michael

I may or may not be inspired

Aggressive indeed

Cuts me off in traffic then I looks down to see this... Well played. Lol

Museum Lookalikes

The power of pizza

"why do you like traps?"

Wash Dogs on PS4 by Lewis Munns

When My Computer Downloads a File

Is this a costume?

My daughter and me this Halloween

Nice, very very nice

My friend won the Halloween costume contest. Are you surprised?

These darn millennials

I prefer the latter.