Shaken not stirred

Elsa Jean

Inventing the Hot Air Balloon

Day 2 of no nut November

I was told I needed to try to make it lifelike...

Oh Henry’s new marketing in Canada

There’s only one way to find out

I laughed at the irony. Then cried at the truth.

The House

Duties of being the fun aunt

Cat named Dickface

"just november? heh" *scoffs*

When you’re so tired that you don’t care how you look.

　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　

Local music store with a can’t-miss deal

The whole underworld agrees.

That must be a good one.

Barnacle

Baby carrots

Like a psychopath

When you hate everyone

Tell your lies somewhere else

Not a great help in No Nut November but thanks!

I feel like this belongs here

When you try to hug her, but she’s still mad at you

User name checks out.

Paint 100

When you gotta bring the groceries in the house in one trip

There is no hiding from Michael

I may or may not be inspired

Aggressive indeed

Cuts me off in traffic then I looks down to see this... Well played. Lol

Museum Lookalikes

The power of pizza

"why do you like traps?"

Wash Dogs on PS4 by Lewis Munns

When My Computer Downloads a File

Is this a costume?

My daughter and me this Halloween

Nice, very very nice

My friend won the Halloween costume contest. Are you surprised?

These darn millennials

I prefer the latter.

2001 vs 2017

An obvious ad by Air Wick.

Oh, look, a scooter!

Local bagel store doing it right.

Our Kid Dressed Up and Waiting to Trick R Treat this Year

All the faces I make during an exam

For Halloween I had an inflatable cat on my roof. Last night it was very windy. This is what greeted me when I opened the door this morning. Almost had a heart attack.

Hot milky

Under pressure

The taller the shack the better the crack!

But Lt. Dan you aint got not legs

Gets away everytime!

　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　

yeet boi

Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!

Method Acting at it's Finest

November 30th: Gandalf The Grey. December 1st: Gandalf The White.

Thanks for that Nintendo

EVEN WORSE

This made me really confused...

Decorative Pervert

But its litterally called like that

Brad Williams uniting this country one joke at a time.

Bread-eating vegans are party to mass animal murder

Haha she deserve it

Relatable

No need to be salty

Thanos Got John Wick Dog

Plot twist

I miss them already

oh damn

Introducing the 2019 Chevy What the Hell

At least wait until after Thanksgiving! For the elves sake.

When you are a smart kid.

Trying to live 1 day as a regular person

Job interview went right

quentin

Where's YOUR plane, *peasants*?

When your friends are ***s

EVERY DAMN DAY!!

college is hard

This poster is in the window of a pub in Sydney. Made me laugh

Sed cummentz plz.

Never fall for the hype

When your dad is white but wants to dress up as a character from Black Panther

Listening like it was the most amazing thing you ever heard followed up by 100 questions to keep it going.

ooh

Photo with grandma

try it it works

Napoli doggo

you cant denie it

pump

So yesterday for Halloween, this is how I greeted my coworkers... they LOVED IT...

I usually have to pay more

simple

Science!!!!

Tip for newlyweds