Trying to live 1 day as a regular person
Job interview went right
Where's YOUR plane, *peasants*?
When your friends are ***s
EVERY DAMN DAY!!
college is hard
This poster is in the window of a pub in Sydney. Made me laugh
Sed cummentz plz.
Never fall for the hype
When your dad is white but wants to dress up as a character from Black Panther
Listening like it was the most amazing thing you ever heard followed up by 100 questions to keep it going.
Photo with grandma
try it it works
you cant denie it
So yesterday for Halloween, this is how I greeted my coworkers... they LOVED IT...
I usually have to pay more
Tip for newlyweds
The ONLY reason shopping with mom was ever bearable in the 90s
My daily attempt to listen to music
That time when Robert Downey Jr. found a loophole that let him do blackface and not get kicked out of Hollywood.
The cancer clinic my mom works for entered a Pumpkin Halloween contest yesterday, this is what they came up with
Gave out a lot of condiments last night. Costume=Candy, No Costume=Crushed Red Peppers, Grated Parm, Taco Sauce Packets
The best picture I’ve ever taken in my entire life.
Lmao poor guy.
Drawing a pair of eyes be like. . .
I won a $500 costume contest last night
Well, if that doesn't impress her...
We will see him again
Sunshine on today’s forecast
Accurate reflection of myself
Next, a plan to exact revenge...
My last what?
When Halloween is over but you’re still in the spirit
Never to early
Yep that’s pretty funny.
Especially this month
Was looking at baby pool floats when I stumbled across this image. Is it just me or are those models in the background having a serious conversation?
She's not sold on my parents new dog.
Being an uncle to twins is about two things. Understanding how to beat the system and taking shortcuts.
Looks like my local gas station is ready for a shit show
Cannot stop laughing about this
i woke up and lost
At this point, yeah
Found a Paper Bag With the Same Material as this Sub
No Nut Forever
Coffee or tea?
A typical day of work for me
My Halloween costume. Turns out I have a lot of unresolved issues.
maybe you can catch something
My friend is storing his cello at my place. I occasionally send him updates on how it’s going.
The kiddo and I went as Boo and KITTY this year
2000 IQ Lincoln
Didn't expect the second box
tell us more
People better stop assuming things
Exploit their true weakness
When your fisherman friend invites you over
he is right
This sign Coke put on our vending machine
Tasty dancing spaget
Ha, got eem
Guys we gotta hurry and prepare!
That cat is freaking
Welcome to Frankenstein Place world
I gotta get one now
i farded n shidded
I love Emilia
I dare you to decipher the third panel.
Dwight: You're not Jim. Jim's not Asian. You seriously never noticed? Hey, hats off to you for not seeing race.
Me after Masterchef
Fcuk Censorship. Well played, Stephan.
The difference a day makes.
Receiving negative comments on a post that had already reached -10