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Nein!
I wish it was me.
It is
I think it’s supposed to be Jerk Chicken
Boi
He spend exactly enough time drawing that panel
Stay indoors
Cats, damn cats
The dress does it all!
what a nice guy!
*cries*
yes
Where’d thanksgiving go?
Put me down! I need to get to Target already!
The wonders of earwax
Peak season.
TEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEE
spooky
Asked my wife to look for a Chucky mask so I could scare the kids. She's too innocent.
Sorority Village is a dick poking out your boxers.
My Mom is cleaning out the library at the preschool where she works and sent me this
My buddy sent me this yesterday.
Oopsies
Listening to AC/DC.
wack
It’s the sweet one
Mini Wayne and Garth!
Kids have advanced tastes
When Mad Max meets Mario
Ryan Reynolds talking about his kid
Those cops gonna regret this when Donkey shows up
Guy waited his whole life to make this serial number
My new favourite thing ever...
Its just so interesting
Our two year old daughter. Because when big sis wants to dress up as Jason Voorhees, what better side kick than Chucky?
Proskater 2 boi
Lifes a ***
Doctor’s office got jokes... but seriously, vaccinate #Nursing
Terrified from the very beginning.
The answer was there all along
We won the Yuk Yuks Comedy Halloween costume challenge
Last year I dressed up as Randy Marsh
Damn you Carl
Hawking Burn!!
Could've turned out worse
Need a good morning boost?
Never forget Patrick Stewart dressed as a lobster.
How to Jump Higher
Roadworks? Seems legit...
Emojis...
The last thing he did before death.
Are you mad?
We don’t grow enough potato’s
Not a bug so much as an entire hive
Shut up nerd
Somebody give this guy an award.
Buddy of mine was Jon Snow White at work today.
Isn’t my daughter cute?!
100% true.
Blue screen of death with 21 ram sticks
4000 years later
My favorite house we trick-or-treated at tonight. This was their only decoration.
Dad’s can relate
My wife put this together in 30 minutes. Happy Weird Al-loween
Japan is on a level of it's own.
I couldn’t get the ears to stand up so I just hung her upside down.
Amped
My son wanted to be a blue Christmas light this year
My dad and nephew as Dennis and Mr. Wilson
Just buying a pizza.
I'm not the first, but I hope to be the best. The Carter '18
I guess my boyfriend didn't quite understand when I said he should be the penguin...
I was called down to the office and sent home at 2nd period because ONE substitute teacher was “offended” here’s me waiting for my mom
"Guys! Found the house with the full-sized Snickers!"
My pregnant friend Lauren, everyone. Tonight she’s 35 years old, divorced, and living in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER!
In a world of Disney princesses, be a hotdog.
This is actually what it's like to be a parent sometimes. Rugrats drew a fine line between entertainment and reality.
We let our daughter choose our costumes - my wife was not too happy with hers.
My daighter was a ballerina so I dressed up as Elton John and we went as Tiny Dancer for Halloween.
When your wife got sick on Halloween but your kids really want princess Leia to go with them
My son said he wanted to be the scariest thing an adult can think of. He came up with this all on his own.
You can wear your fancy attire all you want Marie. I’m wearing the scuba suit and that’s final.
Growing up I never once questioned what the *** this device was
Her most popular costume so far!
My daughter went as me this year.
Spooky Month is almost over
Forrest Gump, Jennay! & Lt. Dan for halloween!
Today when my boss said my name 3 times
This is the cutest halloween costume!
"In loving memory" Halloween decoration
This cop dressed up as a pig for Halloween.
Bill Cosby costume
If You Get This Halloween Costume Like... The Best Ever
Who's the man?
How to torture a Vampire
Consequences of over watering every morning.
Hey Peter, whaaats happening?
WOW cokes
Viet-***ing-Nam!
The new kid at my school came in dressed as a banana today. The school lunch included a banana so naturally, everyone was donating their bananas to him