he is right

This sign Coke put on our vending machine

I lost

Tasty dancing spaget

its over

Ha, got eem

Guys we gotta hurry and prepare!

That cat is freaking

Welcome to Frankenstein Place world

I gotta get one now

I love Emilia

I dare you to decipher the third panel.

Dwight: You're not Jim. Jim's not Asian. You seriously never noticed? Hey, hats off to you for not seeing race.

Me after Masterchef

Fcuk Censorship. Well played, Stephan.

Monsters

The difference a day makes.

NARUTOOO

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Receiving negative comments on a post that had already reached -10

Nein!

I wish it was me.

It is

I think it’s supposed to be Jerk Chicken

Boi

He spend exactly enough time drawing that panel

Stay indoors

Cats, damn cats

The dress does it all!

what a nice guy!

*cries*

yes

Where’d thanksgiving go?

Put me down! I need to get to Target already!

The wonders of earwax

Peak season.

TEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEE

spooky

Asked my wife to look for a Chucky mask so I could scare the kids. She's too innocent.

Sorority Village is a dick poking out your boxers.

My Mom is cleaning out the library at the preschool where she works and sent me this

My buddy sent me this yesterday.

Oopsies

Listening to AC/DC.

wack

It’s the sweet one

Mini Wayne and Garth!

Kids have advanced tastes

When Mad Max meets Mario

Ryan Reynolds talking about his kid

Those cops gonna regret this when Donkey shows up

Guy waited his whole life to make this serial number

My new favourite thing ever...

Its just so interesting

Our two year old daughter. Because when big sis wants to dress up as Jason Voorhees, what better side kick than Chucky?

Proskater 2 boi

Lifes a ***

Doctor’s office got jokes... but seriously, vaccinate #Nursing

Terrified from the very beginning.

The answer was there all along

We won the Yuk Yuks Comedy Halloween costume challenge

Last year I dressed up as Randy Marsh

Damn you Carl

Hawking Burn!!

Could've turned out worse

Need a good morning boost?

Never forget Patrick Stewart dressed as a lobster.

How to Jump Higher

Roadworks? Seems legit...

Emojis...

The last thing he did before death.

Are you mad?

We don’t grow enough potato’s

Not a bug so much as an entire hive

Shut up nerd

Somebody give this guy an award.

Buddy of mine was Jon Snow White at work today.

Isn’t my daughter cute?!

100% true.

Blue screen of death with 21 ram sticks

4000 years later

My favorite house we trick-or-treated at tonight. This was their only decoration.

Dad’s can relate

My wife put this together in 30 minutes. Happy Weird Al-loween

Japan is on a level of it's own.

I couldn’t get the ears to stand up so I just hung her upside down.

Amped

My son wanted to be a blue Christmas light this year

My dad and nephew as Dennis and Mr. Wilson

Just buying a pizza.

I'm not the first, but I hope to be the best. The Carter '18

I guess my boyfriend didn't quite understand when I said he should be the penguin...

I was called down to the office and sent home at 2nd period because ONE substitute teacher was “offended” here’s me waiting for my mom

"Guys! Found the house with the full-sized Snickers!"

My pregnant friend Lauren, everyone. Tonight she’s 35 years old, divorced, and living in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER!

In a world of Disney princesses, be a hotdog.

This is actually what it's like to be a parent sometimes. Rugrats drew a fine line between entertainment and reality.

We let our daughter choose our costumes - my wife was not too happy with hers.

My daighter was a ballerina so I dressed up as Elton John and we went as Tiny Dancer for Halloween.

When your wife got sick on Halloween but your kids really want princess Leia to go with them