maybe you can catch something
My friend is storing his cello at my place. I occasionally send him updates on how it’s going.
The kiddo and I went as Boo and KITTY this year
2000 IQ Lincoln
November 1st
Didn't expect the second box
tell us more
People better stop assuming things
Exploit their true weakness
Baited
When your fisherman friend invites you over
he is right
This sign Coke put on our vending machine
I lost
Tasty dancing spaget
its over
Ha, got eem
Guys we gotta hurry and prepare!
That cat is freaking
Welcome to Frankenstein Place world
I gotta get one now
I love Emilia
I dare you to decipher the third panel.
Dwight: You're not Jim. Jim's not Asian. You seriously never noticed? Hey, hats off to you for not seeing race.
Me after Masterchef
Fcuk Censorship. Well played, Stephan.
Monsters
The difference a day makes.
NARUTOOO
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Receiving negative comments on a post that had already reached -10
Nein!
I wish it was me.
It is
I think it’s supposed to be Jerk Chicken
Boi
He spend exactly enough time drawing that panel
Stay indoors
Cats, damn cats
The dress does it all!
what a nice guy!
*cries*
yes
Where’d thanksgiving go?
Put me down! I need to get to Target already!
The wonders of earwax
Peak season.
TEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEE
spooky
Asked my wife to look for a Chucky mask so I could scare the kids. She's too innocent.
Sorority Village is a dick poking out your boxers.
My Mom is cleaning out the library at the preschool where she works and sent me this
My buddy sent me this yesterday.
Oopsies
Listening to AC/DC.
wack
It’s the sweet one
Mini Wayne and Garth!
Kids have advanced tastes
When Mad Max meets Mario
Ryan Reynolds talking about his kid
Those cops gonna regret this when Donkey shows up
Guy waited his whole life to make this serial number
My new favourite thing ever...
Its just so interesting
Our two year old daughter. Because when big sis wants to dress up as Jason Voorhees, what better side kick than Chucky?
Proskater 2 boi
Lifes a ***
Doctor’s office got jokes... but seriously, vaccinate #Nursing
Terrified from the very beginning.
The answer was there all along
We won the Yuk Yuks Comedy Halloween costume challenge
Last year I dressed up as Randy Marsh
Damn you Carl
Hawking Burn!!
Could've turned out worse
Need a good morning boost?
Never forget Patrick Stewart dressed as a lobster.
How to Jump Higher
Roadworks? Seems legit...
Emojis...
The last thing he did before death.
Are you mad?
We don’t grow enough potato’s
Not a bug so much as an entire hive
Shut up nerd
Somebody give this guy an award.
Buddy of mine was Jon Snow White at work today.
Isn’t my daughter cute?!
100% true.
Blue screen of death with 21 ram sticks
4000 years later
My favorite house we trick-or-treated at tonight. This was their only decoration.
Dad’s can relate
My wife put this together in 30 minutes. Happy Weird Al-loween
Japan is on a level of it's own.
I couldn’t get the ears to stand up so I just hung her upside down.
Amped
My son wanted to be a blue Christmas light this year