It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
443,452 Gold Club
When you’re so tired that you don’t care how you look.
Local music store with a can’t-miss deal
The whole underworld agrees.
That must be a good one.
Like a psychopath
When you hate everyone
Tell your lies somewhere else
Not a great help in No Nut November but thanks!
I feel like this belongs here
When you try to hug her, but she’s still mad at you
User name checks out.
When you gotta bring the groceries in the house in one trip
There is no hiding from Michael
I may or may not be inspired
Cuts me off in traffic then I looks down to see this... Well played. Lol
The power of pizza
"why do you like traps?"
Wash Dogs on PS4 by Lewis Munns
When My Computer Downloads a File
Is this a costume?
My daughter and me this Halloween
Nice, very very nice
My friend won the Halloween costume contest. Are you surprised?
These darn millennials
I prefer the latter.
2001 vs 2017
An obvious ad by Air Wick.
Oh, look, a scooter!
Local bagel store doing it right.
Our Kid Dressed Up and Waiting to Trick R Treat this Year
All the faces I make during an exam
For Halloween I had an inflatable cat on my roof. Last night it was very windy. This is what greeted me when I opened the door this morning. Almost had a heart attack.
The taller the shack the better the crack!
But Lt. Dan you aint got not legs
Gets away everytime!
Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!
Method Acting at it's Finest
November 30th: Gandalf The Grey. December 1st: Gandalf The White.
Thanks for that Nintendo
This made me really confused...
But its litterally called like that
Brad Williams uniting this country one joke at a time.
Bread-eating vegans are party to mass animal murder
Haha she deserve it
No need to be salty
Thanos Got John Wick Dog
I miss them already
Introducing the 2019 Chevy What the Hell
At least wait until after Thanksgiving! For the elves sake.
When you are a smart kid.
Trying to live 1 day as a regular person
Job interview went right
Where's YOUR plane, *peasants*?
When your friends are ***s
EVERY DAMN DAY!!
college is hard
This poster is in the window of a pub in Sydney. Made me laugh
Sed cummentz plz.
Never fall for the hype
When your dad is white but wants to dress up as a character from Black Panther
Listening like it was the most amazing thing you ever heard followed up by 100 questions to keep it going.
Photo with grandma
try it it works
you cant denie it
So yesterday for Halloween, this is how I greeted my coworkers... they LOVED IT...
I usually have to pay more
Tip for newlyweds
The ONLY reason shopping with mom was ever bearable in the 90s
My daily attempt to listen to music
That time when Robert Downey Jr. found a loophole that let him do blackface and not get kicked out of Hollywood.
The cancer clinic my mom works for entered a Pumpkin Halloween contest yesterday, this is what they came up with
Gave out a lot of condiments last night. Costume=Candy, No Costume=Crushed Red Peppers, Grated Parm, Taco Sauce Packets
The best picture I’ve ever taken in my entire life.
Lmao poor guy.