This doesn’t add up...

The antique shop down the road from me is doing something right...

The HP is so long

Boss level.

He's only going up

Me working at Starbucks

Chloe Grace Moretz came to my school last night and she signed this very candid picture I had of her. She got a good kick out of it.

Wonder what the stats are like for edge

Im In

WoB shall not Nut until the next Shrek movie

Chug, Chug!

Where Are My Milk Duds?

Aussies?

I wonder he got family discount.

UwU

Who said reposts weren’t worth it

*Reads humping* No nut nov. is in deep danger this year

Hermione ain’t that smart after all

When ur squad don’t wanna come out and play so u summon urself a new crew

Untold truth

Didn't have her nails done after proposal, so she improvises

Disco Bats.

Press p to pet.

Flight attendant created this crown for a young girl's birthday on my flight yesterday.

ayy

Elf on a shelf? Not me...

Started a new job recently, and there's another Tyler in my department. Had to differentiate myself.

It's that time of year roll those clocks back tonight Americans!

Annoying vegan

A customer sent my friend their last chicken nugget through the bank drive-thru tubes

where the og blue's clues guy go??

The struggle is real IE

Kings Hand

ah yes

Classic Thanksgiving meme

well

heh

This is why Disney is so “Magical”

anyone else????

Next best thing! lol

Wow, this has blown my mind

A guide to putting your clocks forward

bae

Ho fo sho

The label on this ground beef is messed up

My Brother's response to a recruiter

Nick Cage is not dead.

Right in the needle arm

My new shower curtain just arrived

A smal peener

Nathan Hale

WasteOfBreath probably hoping EARLY 2019 right now

How a shoe can ruin a photo

*** Karen, figuratively.

Shieet man :DD

Furry costume

Rare footage of me after the Shrek meme got 2000 comments (Farris called it)

Current affairs section

Forget real estate, you can’t afford it anyway.

My sense of humour is really concerning to me.

eat your broccoli

If you're on a deserted island...

Shitty shitty bang bang!!

he actually looks like dwight from the office

Wavy nice

A ***ing Venn diagram

Delightfully Devilish

When you're being monitored, so you have to be clever with your messages

Too accurate.

Thank

loud

Pizzeria

Futurama never held back on the dark humor

Got my mom to stitch this for me after seeing it here a while back

We ***ed up, go back

hairless cats

well hello there

Yes, fun indeed.

Only a day

F*cking gold

A simple case of *** off.

Seriously, he needs to stop vaping. /s

I don’t believe in vaccines either

Pythagoras utilizes gravity to troll - very effective ¯\__/¯

“Well shit.....”

not from a jedi

If mario kart ever taught me anything

When Halloween is over..

That is still very relatable

Kablowie, your mom is now a bowie

When The Teacher Says 5 Minutes Left

Price check on register #9

Trick or Treating at Ronald's house.

Fuc

I drive by four in my 20 minute commute.

Naaaasty

Thank you Starbucks

South Park Quotes - by @iarigby

Shockingly cute.

My daughter tells jokes that my son finds uncomfortable