This, ladies and gentlemen, is why i'm NOT an alcoholic, i say what this guy says

Mouthwash is my favorite alcoholic drink

It be like that tho

Free dog souls with conversion!

Not tiny brontosauruses?!?!

Ummmmmmmm

Uvuvwevwevwe

It should say Florida Man

Who has the answers?

Do it for the little ones

When she screams deeper, but...

A schwing and amish

1980 vs 2018

I hate group projects...

Tall women VS short women

He understands!

Aww that’s how it’s spelt...

20 years ago today Bobby Boucher led the Mud Dogs to their first Bourbon Bowl victory

technically the truth

Behind door number one?!?

Spitters are quitters

I am so trying this tonight lol

Give this guy a medal.

When coworkers start playing Christmas music

Meat

Hmm

Kill them all

This mistake

Supa hot

Jazz hand? Not this time

shamelessly stolen

Children are getting smarter

#TiredOfCarryingMyWifesPhoneInMyPocket

Slide the seat up Karen

Damn Splorgians

As if it wasn't already confusing enough

My sweet sweet childhood.

bite

So be it then

The Best Patch I've Ever Seen

Friend of mine paid off her pregnancy hospital bill.

Not really

Middle aged mums be like

Nothing turns me on like Local Proposition 2 or City Council Place 4.

Einstein gets mad

Lost unicorn!!!

This entire month

Fact

Who says teachers don't care.

*Upvotes*

Anon breaks the system

Who am I kidding, I don't have a gf

Hero

I just want my package.

Our true fate after death

When you are in the backseat desperately trying to be a part of the front seat conversation.

Anon needs the doggo

Relatable

Anon gets rejected

Oh Picasso

*sad look*

Can we try to hit something higher this time *snif*

Tweets are not posts

My dog every morning

Can't do that

Why you shouldn't go back in time and meet yourself...

Steve is an American eyecon!

So relatable.

Wanted to know if we are having a boy or a girl, so I asked the universe for a sign...

You know Bob! I think we got our sales pitch all wrong.

they never heard of jesus

I think she's into that tho

Turn in your essay, homie!

If it only worked like that :(.

This needs to be here.

I m Confused

Seems like an easy choice

And this is back

Handsomest

Accurate ?

I have a grandma.

what could we do now

Pep is bad, m'kay?

Doesn’t look like a designated street to me !

My wife came home drunk wanting cuddles...

the tragic end of a potential love story

Don’t blackout around the ones you love

sometimes I actually wonder why

Marketing genius!

At least she knows he’s loyal ...

The suspense tho . . .

Here it is, the most stupidest sh*t I've done

Say what ?

Career choices

Darwin approves

Is that a bag of coke?

Willlliam Farrell

It’s quite rude, honestly.

Easier than divorce..

I thought these were meant for kids