Except it would likely would have walked across my face first

Millions of people right now

Yeah and the NBA doesn’t want my 5’7” ass playing on their teams either. Get over it.

Is it just me or...?

Ha! Epic.

When Grandma knows what you like and you still get a quilt for Christmas.

He was a mod

Spotted around the office today.

Good ol' angus

My salty luck...

Spotted on Next Door

Dating after 30

Absolutely disgusting

find

You have my thanks

Is the dinosaur laughing?

Yep that's how it goes

Me with all of my friends:

Soft Billed Duck

Ain’t this the truth.

Made me laugh hard at the moment didn’t check to see if it’s been post a million times just wanted to share

Goals

Dog doesn't get what he expects

This one felt too personal

Anon is sad

Shame Dave Shame

THIS NIGGA LOVIN BEANS

Received my Elon Musk flamethrower today.

We're Texas. We do what we want.

I hiked 1800m up a volcano today, so here's pic of a cloud ***. I'm rather proud of it

Yippie-Ki-Yay!!!

That’s pretty much what it feels like.

calling all gamer girls to show me your feet

Everytime when it snows

Asking my dad, who is a chef, how long to microwave a 25 pound turkey...

Luke...

Do you slap the dimpled balls?

1940s jokes

Canadians are pretty polite tbh.

Nice guy

Detective Pikachu looks exactly like Dustin from Stranger Things

amen !!

Thanks to school I can tell you the rate of population of an amusement park but can't tell you how to fill out a W-4 form

CRITICAL INFO

God I love club penguin memes

Women dont deserve Nathan

Crime is funny

When you gotta go you gotta go.

lies

Good dad

Nice Job

My Neighbor posts images from his trail camera. It cracks me up, he gives them conversations.

The fault is obviously entirely Downudder's

how to get slapped

almost wholesome

saw this bumper sticker on my way to class last week

Music was better when dorks were allowed to make it

These Unfortunate Christmas Lights

November in Canada be like...

Cats morning stroll

A supHERB telescope!

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaaaaallllllll

Wot if i ran on ya mum

Anagramus!

The reason being Player 1 was everything

My take on inspirational home decor

They are here for you

Can confirm... about the karate

It really do be like that

Zucker-Bugged

Glorious. warhammer fans will appreciate

Throwback Thursday!!

The hero we WANT and DESERVE.

True isn't it?

God fuking damn dasani

Evolution According to...

I know this is old, but I still find it funny!

Thankyou, neckst.

Just don’t

No treats? GET ME YOUR SAUSAGE THEN!

You can dream

Meowy xmas

Oh Mr Armstrong.

I feel fine

we‘re dating now get over it boy

cooking

this meme isnt fine as it is

Didn’t see that coming

Hey, mcfly. I thought i told you never to come in here

I was lost in china, but i saw this extremely helpful sign...-_-

Slide with style x) 8/10

*guy gets stabbed in the distance*

dont see me!!

what a nice guy

I can only imagine.

Let's eat, Grandma! Let's eat Grandma!

who is this 4chan?

When you're so high, you transform

What the ***? O.o

uno diet coke por favor