Obeserving the zoomers, i found a way to deal with them
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Who voted me up to 12k karma?
who gives one?
Seriously, that dude was probably not okay for a while.
excuse me ?
Don't paint; use wallpaper. It saves time.
Message in a bottle nowadays
Unpredictable (requested by aenimus)
I let my 12 year old son come up with a slogan for visitors to our little petting farm not to touch the wild animals
Kids these days will never know the struggle
About sums me up.
*hiccup* "GIVE ME MORE WATER DAMMIT!"
Everytime I pass the AUX.
Honey Nut Circles are my jam
Just me and my B
I'm 5 months pregnant and just sent this to my partner.
Welcome back Mr. Farley
It’s been 84 years...
I'm a big deal
Great safety plan
I bet you're not having turkey...
Christmas sale coming
A feat achieved only by the very best out there .
A little bit of cop humor
Entrances be crazy.
Those damn Ferengi
Prepare for 2019...
Press 'X' to skip
Neymar was an agent of Mossad all along
Pikachu's last move
Earlier this year our Virgin Atlantic flight was rerouted to Atlanta at the last minute, so we were put up in a Marriott for the night. The choice of welcome message was a bit insulting...
I guess i need a microscope now
BEST INGREDIENTS E-V-E-R
Simple humor in complicated times.
Greeks invented sex, romans just added women
The hustle doesn’t stop.
That’s right, the lanes are like pants for a toll booth operator.
Not a bad singer either
My wife told me to get dressed up for professional Xmas photos... Think I nailed it.
I too enjoy grammar jokes. Too bad we had to take it down.
how am i supposed to explain that to my wife
...better don't mess with Bonds kid!
this raid has failed, WE HAVE SCRIPTED BOTS
Inspiration can come from anywhere
week is the yeet of woke
Like a Clydesdale
And It's Absolutely Free!!!
She just wants to help her
Revolt against the modern world
what's your earliest childhood memory?
Stages of life Vs Mathematics skill
Strange looking palm tree
The secret of laundry.
They got their priorities straight...
The key to a happy life
I will be the next hocarge
lmao. who would have thought
I work out
This is coming up sooner than later
How to trick your landlord.
What a nice guy
Changing the movie details a little
We are so poor.
Best. Feeling. Ever... until it becomes a real seizure.
When one isn’t enough
What a great sale!
The gaming world in a nutshell:
The man is a genius
What's the job??
Holiday colors that hit too close to home
Y'all nibbas lying!!
Totally not stolen.
Love of math
That friend wanted : Dead or Alive.!
I asked the groomer to cut her paw fur shorter this time
Anybody noticed that minus four degrees looks like a guy taking a dump?
This is going to severely effect your performance rating!
You're going to like the way you look. I guaran-***ing-tee it.
Along with countless others.
oh shit !
Jesus would you look at the time
Hector's a bit of a dick
hiddenlol raid in a nutshell