Guy wins 30 million after getting dumped by his girlfriend

DO NOT TRUST THE TURTLE

Big boi

I will set my alarm for 7:30am! No snooze!

Anon has 900 IQ

tfw your arcane immortality items are destroyed by a bunch of 17 year olds

Hue

I attempted to combine pictures of a dog and a bunny, but just ended up with a huge bunny

Hello there

Baby Jesus is having a good time tonight.

Don't laugh.

What a great show

Nobody wants then sun to be Putout

smol tongue big eye.

dee...per?

Firedog

My fiancée gave these to me and said they’re for adding insult to injury.

The only ads that are acceptable

When someone knows you but you don't know them.

Outside a coffee shop in Austin...

I cant drown my demons. They know how to surf.

They protec

Impending sense of doom.

First one home wins!

Edgy

now that's EXTREME

And brave like gurkhas

When you drop your keys right before unlocking the door after you had a stressful day.

Advertising placement in Dublin

But it is

This doctor showing the cat how fat it is

I am one with the interwebz

Coming to a theatre near you

I bought it for the stickers

Everyone else has their life together and is putting up christmas decorations, and I'm over here like....

Every exam ever...

Wet Floor

Polio doesn't agree

It’s whatever you want...

Never smiling again

Expression says it all

Poor guy,

Can't let em win

Gang violence is getting out of hand

My dad has been working for the same company for 37 years as of today. He’s had the same chair since he started... they are both aging pretty well if you ask me.

When she was kidding with her pet

Wasn't expecting that much.

WHAT IS A STREET SIGN

Tell me you didn’t do it after reading this

when you can't afford a vacation

This dentist advertising billboard

loophole

Water you doing to help?

Well played 'Merica

you need to buy a drink first

Iq 200

Please be serious here, why do so Americans forget that no country outside of the Americas use Fahrenheit?

Snoop Dogg Thanks himself for Hollywood star

Jesus’s brother

Trolling 101.

Oof

Quick!

Disobey

Fake Boyfriend for Thanksgiving

Life hack, oh yeah

How can I compete?

Yup, every sentence is a meem

These make me very uncomfortable.

Effects of playing an instrument

We all go through changes

I think of this whenever I turn on CNN

Nice shooting...

My Grandpa cut a hole in his nice new fence so my dog could see people as they walk by .

He did it to get extra credit

Best one I’ve come across

Yeah, just drink the ocean? Duh.

Welcome to Walmart, get your shit and get out.

FOX is Savage

A real pickle

Always a new quote there is

Tommy is the best waifu

Upvote to stop a forest fire.

He’s not wrong.

Placebo Meme

Kids these days just won’t understand

oopsie

Remix To Ignition

It's fruit salad you stupid feline

No one is watching...

Please phone a friend

Somebody call Kellogg’s please and tell them the Frosted Mini Wheat harvest is ready.

Blue team double kill

23-19!!!

Sounds like a deal.

So I came back to my desk to this

Gotta love 12 year olds who think they know everything

NEK

These are getting out of control haha

Be Realistic

This Dad's in trouble