Daniel is a very special elf

I do this all the time.

Only God can help

It so be like that sometimes!

It shines brighter than my future

FartZooka

Evolution 2.0

So evil.....GODDD

A matter of perspective!

(No r)oof

When two realities clash

Who took this photo?

The two businesses are directly across the street from each other

Darknet Troubles

Eating for two

My body is a temple

Is that not what it's for?

Timmy... I swear to Christ...

Thanksgiving Humor Level - Dad

Black Friday's nearly upon us

Thanksgiving thoughts

Frozen Turkey.

I regret nothing about this purchase.

And why is your age below the limit?

Good ol' canada

Mix and match jigsaws

***in' Japan

Take that gritty!

I drove over 4 hours away to see the Grand Canyon today. The view was stunning.

Just going for a stroll with the cousins

They’re not wrong

***ing obliterated

Found this at a retirement home

My mother has an interesting humor...

He knows

No outside snack permitted

2 Fast 2 Furious

He's back!

They should be together!

My dad made this and it didn’t get many likes on Facebook but I found it funny

It's the most wonderful time of the year...

I can vouch for this one

Is it just me or is Tom cruise beginning to look like a middle aged lesbian?

Ruff this bishh..

Destined to find one another!

this would make an interesting reality TV show

The forbidden lamp

And now, history

Congrats on making me giggle

The Turducken

How big is your PP? One football field

My local playground

Saw this on my Facebook

When apple watch everywhere and you want to be special.

Yes I know, I'm great

hold on there buckaroo

Fly !

Anon is on the right track

Upload a post

Anon the ***fag

What every guy needs when his women doesn't care where to eat.

Bum bum lovin'

d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d duel

My uncle is an infectious disease doctor. Found this perfect mug at his house today.

Thanksgiving, am I right?

happy thanksgiving from canada!

Thanks for that investment advice!!

Happy Turkey Day!

Haha, want some that shit??

Encouragement! From DBrand.

*Presses N*

The Only Weather Forecast I Need

New logo's... They change so much.

My brother pulled out his iPhone at thanksgiving with our Amish family.

LPT: if you were chased by a big cat just throw a box.

Oof

When your wife wants to throw a dinner party and let’s you help.

dogs are so stupid.

Save time and money this holiday season, one quick tip that retailers don’t want you to know.

For context: My wife shows me this in bed right before sleep...

Happy Turkey Day!

When you let interns work without supervision

Kenobi General

*cries in Macdonalds*

Yo Adrian! I saved 14 dollars!!!

On this day in 1978 the Pinedale Shopping Mall in Cincinnati, Ohio was bombed by live turkeys.

hope the pizza place is open

Just following the rules

If sign says so - it's TRUE!

Anon the chad

He really hates black magic

I love going to the liquid zoo

Everyone should be required to work fast food at least once growing up to understand...

I'm thankful for posts with clever titles

Phone case

Worst trade

Not a good weapon.

Impossible

Texas message boards are chill

Renovations starting ASAP