the social media queue
The first present is under the tree...
Me at my parents’ 40th anniversary party: “Mom what’s the secret to a long and happy marriage?” Mom’s response:
Pizza face
And so, the Vacuum Cleaner was invented
It's amazing how the faces fit the drug
Someone is living in 3018.
When cards against humanity gets a little too real.
rrrrrriii
The Last one...
Gotta love Ross
Don't stop now 'cause havin good time
Snowballs deep in Santa
positive proof of global warming
For all the nerds like me
So, I just got thrown out of the pet shop...
Note the expression on both parent and child faces.
So I found this in Costa Rica..
GF: "Your beard shavings are making the sink look dirty."
BOOOOOOOMMM
Doreen The Babysitter
Why do group projects exist?
Good old fashioned British vandalism
Totally plucky
I’m not saying anything
A newer revised Army combat manual. LOL
lol
Why some men buy comfortable couches :)
i dont know can you?
slay
It feels like an eternity
May god help us all
Marvel's next movie franchise?
So that's a yes
Order amount: $5.46 Watching the lady try to say this : Priceless
oh lawd he comin
I like this new DLC
Just do it
Well that’s one way to look at it.
Taco Bell review I stumbled upon...
Seriously WTF?!
Post-minimalist
Never doubt the bugs bunny tactic
aaa
Just how I like my beef
Bushtail possum wins the day
24 days is fashionably late now
They have your back
gary!
Such lightttt
Midwest right now
Git Gud
Credit to whoever created this
"Coming hon-.... "
The relatable horse
How we use unwanted old boots in my factory.
same day delivery !
Half-life longer than 20 years
10/10 pain.
Don't ask.
A girl ahead of our time
Someone's ready for the holidays
Oh fu...
The truth is an universal right to all whom might listen
The 8 ball has spoken!
God damn technology
You'd think I'd learn
*Dies before reaching school*
Romaine calm
Dexter is my man
I had to look twice...
Not my ***ing job
Cheap af
Untidy Joseph
Warmest Greetings
That must be it!
Imma bust those kneecaps if your don't get your paws of my tennis balls
Well played facial mask company. Well played
The only time my art major is put to use
Struggle is Never Over
I feel you fly
I live alone and someone put the first note on my car, and it freaked me out. The guy I’m dating stayed the night and I just came home to this. Nicest stalker ever
Checkmate tekashi
You guys are life savers
Better with a headphone
Too painfully true
I hope it's a ironing board, not a giant ***roach watching me
When you think you have nailed a maths question.
125kb/s builds character
Almost there...just a little more...
Mug shot.
Oof
Relatable
Happy late thanksgiving from Arizona
Praised be to god
Dindus effect
woah
True art
How quickly we forget.
I LOST THE BALL. BUT IT'S COOL. IT'S ALL COOOOL.