This is something my dog would do lol

Not quite the choice I was expecting there Spotify...

Life uhh, finds a way

Thots

Nature could be more terrifying

Grandmother at religious school.

*Pulls over to get gas* Google Maps:

A one-time use hammer

How do I look? Not bad

Hard stuff

Quick mafs

This tool is amazing

suk it

Shower olympics

You lied

Christmas is coming, Don't ask for a brother

Chernobyl.

I feel like this happened in every single book

Poképosting

Historically Edgy

Relatable

notice me, downudder senpai

Spies are everywhere

What a deal

Where are they?

I’m not sure I should be laughing.

This post is only for 1990’s kids

My souvenir from Chernobyl.

The path

R is equals to L or sort of

Early Facebook engineers finish up Mark Zuckerberg

Only difference is that it was Detroit police

Every single semester

Anon knows what to say

So our new kitten loves our tree I guess...

The hero we all need, but don’t deserve

My grandma just sent me this pic of her dog, with no explanation..

This hits home a little too hard

Cleveland Police got jokes.

*starts sweating nervously*

How true

How's that new Vietnamese place?

The problem with clowns

This cat likes to collect rocks

Hey! At least they aren’t autistic

16 years

Ill wait.

Meanwhile ;-)

Thought provoking art at a local Chinese restaurant

Challenge them at the Olympics

B-Baka...

Get this dog some blue blockers!

One time the day will come

What are you in for?

Good planning

My favourite joke

Magnum Dong

○○○○○

Actually I always hit ‘No Receipt’

Yeah I’m gonna sort by new

response

Celebrate diversity

Oof

Permanent boop

So angry it leaps from the pot

Go go Gadget arm...

Turns out his name's Jeffrey and he's doing this on the side while at university

shooting star.

A suprise to be sure

When your stream doesn't work in Chrome

Loving the new takedown count on the Met's vehicles!

Quick, watch it !

Fight me

I used chocolate bells instead of kisses. Is it me or did I just make Christmas boobs?

Get em granny

Three stages of baldness.

Mars Man happy to have new robot friend

Just a regular friday

Seems logical enough.

If I cant do it, no one can!

We need a ligma vaccine

Attack! |H I T OR M I S S|

not going....na, not at all

Morally speaking or like, on the BBQ...?

Clue ?

School is ...

Teachers know all the tricks

The first images have now been beamed back from Mars.

Weebs should follow

We are milking a dead cow

Great points. I'm in.

btw is he banned again

Found in a high school science classroom

His was a loss that shall be remembered

Here is how to make meetings short and productive

They've taken over the Navy

Epic fight

Every time I see someone post one of those 'declarations' of privacy on Facebook, all I think of is this.

I prefer black over brown

Ima be rich