Perhaps. If my right hand could speak, that is.
Born that way
2018 be like
What is your mom yelling about
When you know, you know...
Too bad I don't have any friends to sit in that seat
Tesla didn't die for this
Who’s stopping me?
Your rights don't work in your parents' house
The Purrsistance of Meowmory
Me throwing shade when I’m 80
For all the astronomy nerds out there
Oh, Veggie tales... Veggie tales.
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she looke like this, so my head can look like this
Artychoke haha geddit? :DDD
My friend bought a $40k laser for work. Here's a picture of the laser, and a picture of the first thing he made with it.
This 5-star verified review for noise canceling headphones
why i turned viral on again
Small PP to very big PP
Get used to it
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I don't know if this was posted here already, if so I'm sorry.
Well this was a highlight of my day
The true cause
It’s always best to trip with a sober buddy
Naughty goats get noodle horns
Wait just a minute
Choose Wisely !!
Super sensitive little guy
if you know, ya know
"We are at war with an army of dipshits with boats."
What are you doing today?.
What a cute little... oh NOOOO!
I’d like one
Do you laugh at this?
show of hands, who likes serbia?
People on december 1st
So much stretching
Okay so I’m just gonna pass on the Chalupa... suuuuure
Damn, am I getting old, my kids have never seen a wireless phone
Which stage are you?
I will miss this show's bizarre humor
10,000,000,000 IQ solution
Hate to break it to you kid .......
“Outside of school is supposed to be the only place kids can be safe”
Now tell us the earth is flat ..
Honey, I’m home!
We were friends in high school
The taste of purple
Reggie's really going for it.
I nink thot
When you're working on finals and you "just have to be sure"
Loin King sounds like a disease
what am I doing with my life
Ouch, that hurts
New movie when?
Is there anything that isn't sacred?
My Fitbit just realized I'm fat
Ordered a TV on wish
I mean... Its true
My very first sextape
It says "fill with water, sand, or syrup"? WTF?
Doctor's appointment translator
Friend of mine is a "Murr" clone
Slavery is back
In honor of the new Fallout
I googled “Kardashian family tree”... I got this
My wife being welcome by a local child
gonna bite the bullet any day now
Netflix appoints new CEO
Found the hidden volume setting
My client put this on his ear while I was going in for the close. I laughed quite hard. This is also his business card for his feed company.
it's actually easy
Remember to make the best of every situation.
The good ol' Canadian beer fridge, a staple of our country.
Starbucks... Ah, the irony.
And the wahman and children too
Finally remembered who Eleven from Stranger Things reminds me of.
Wife and I took a trip to Los Angeles
Normal day at Ikea
lemme get uhhhhhhh 80 piece mcnugget
They All Float Down Here..