This tip jar gets it.

Skinny Cat vs Fat Cat

When you're broke at Christmas

Thanks mo-

How to get banned from the gift shop

Every time I see a choreographed celebration after a touchdown

You know the drill

Girls don't like me

Seizing an opportunity in Anchorage, Alaska.

This will make a fine addition to my G E N D E R

Tip of the day.

The metric system rules

The food pyramid

Jay Z and Beyoncé look like what would happen if I asked my five year old to draw them.

My Russian In-laws bought my newborn an outfit... not even remotely surprised

It was pretty fun tho

When your owner calls you by your full name

Needs more Vin Diesel.

*Insert awesome theme song*

Rise and shine!!

The Secret Meerkat Society

The French love a strike

Every year I try to disguise my sister's Christmas present. This year I think I went a little too far...

Just so you know...

what does all of this mean

Title must not be empty

When you don't see color

Kinda sums it up.

Please don't misunderstand this meme

True instinct.

Harshmallow

Invention of the Toaster

you stupid winter melon.

I'm wondering how he will proceed

This is my body

My own heaven

Should I ???

This mug that my mom bought my dad

Finger gremlin

no homo

First time Starbucks frights

Bartender didn't even check

Not sure what you can feed your dog? This might help you.

Just like old times

Smort

Caution, wet floor

Hello :D

Grass thongs

So that’s all they really want..

I miss using public transport sometimes

Ramen disaster

Poképosting

Mind blowing

I alwayd say next years going to be better

I have spent the last 3 or 4 hours laughing at this, a friend sent me this

I'm a meem necromancer

pray

Become human

Sail on Sailor

RIP

Ran into a group of people today celebrating a birthday in an IKEA display.

That's a Lot of damage

Well it is December.

I wonder what he will be up to Neckst

Around what time

This is way too relatable

Made an anagram out of my mom's "Merry Christmas" blocks

Every Kid Ever

Sry to all people who find this offensive

Professor Oak- Is your mom still single ash? Ash - Yes professor Oak. Professor - Here's a pikachu. Go catch every pokemon in the world.

That's not how it was supposed to be...

Someone’s got a sense of humor

Local PTA didn't think this one through.

Honesty and HD

The good Cush

Jean Claude get in the water now !!!.

Parenting Hack #2446

TMW you go to the pub to watch the game and Cheech & Chong are eating lunch....

Breaking News!!

lying face down in snow and then inverting the image gives you a great Han Solo frozen in carbonite impression

Where to draw the line

Friend got an interesting text a little while ago

Well, he's got a point...

There was an Attempt

Hey, it’s me!

I can see why!

My mother in law's cat is obsessed with shrimp. She makes this face whenever there is shrimp on the table.

It’s not contagious is it?

Historic meeting between Ozzy Osbourne and John Lennon

Ight

My life

CVS started giving away free scarves with every purchase!!!

Number one

Four pointer

This coloring book...

Across the street from Starbucks...

True Christmas spirit

Important men stuff

An Update on the Note Post

Doctor visit was short