My kind of friend

Tweets from the past were worst killers than actual killers

Timeout changes a man

Please help Tony!

During my first year as a teacher, I confiscated a phone from an 8th grader. This was their screensaver.

You reckon?

We need answers!

Another reason not to drink and drive.

Black is the best colour!

Name a better duo

My kid saw me watching Bob Ross. Then she handed me what she called "happy little trees."

You got it girl

WELCOME TO SEA WORLD YOU LITTLE SHIT

The Venus Flytrap

My parents have contractors doing a long term project so my mom decided make it festive.

Far Side never seems dated.

When you leave your car out in the hot sun for too long and it starts to melt.

Its that season of the year again!

Never leave a man behind

Christmas cheer

I feel like I’m being called out

Coca Cola addiction

Epic

Use of the phrase "Exponential Growth" by decade

Love me some bacon!!!

I'm not fat, I have big boughs.

My husband, after he cut our daughter’s umbilical cord this August

So, Bad English, Original English, Polite English, or Upside-down English?

1 for 2 but for 1

Green like how?

This label on a flexible charger I bought a while ago

What a good deal!

I farted and my dog moved to the far side of the sofa and has been looking at me like this since

one stupid pony vs. millions of starving people

I'm a bearded man living in Canada. This happens to me almost everyday, hence, I decided to create a meme about it.

Aye aye Captain Crunch

Chief

In your head

Perfect score!

I say: no.

I came home to the Grinch stealing my Christmas tree, but I scared him off before he could get the ornaments.

“This car barrier prevents your pup from nosing up between the seats, being a distraction, or jumping where they shouldn't go.”

Had a nice photo with the missus and had it put on a key ring, only to later notice this gem... Worst/greatest picture ever

These off brands are getting out of hand

Life hack #6632

Endgame

We didn’t want to set up the second half of the tree. So we got creative. Meet treevor

A six year journey...

Everything the light touches can be powered by clean burning propane

Writing a letter to the red guy

I think I got the wrong Happy Meal

Grandma knows better

just get down here

I can and i shall

The sword tho

Anon is weak

Say no to prejudice

My take on Viral (links in comment section)

You could've saved us

Pretty much the world right now.

What a waste of human creativity

It is quite sad, but some people like it

They’ve figured us out!

Found in an English holiday tapestry from the Middle Ages

These pets be getting too low!

The best pilot

Back to the First Christmas

Relatable

The face of sheer terror

Same

Every frickin’ time...

Think about the children!

oh no

Please Evolve

Come on now.... buzz him in already

Which one is dr phil ?!!

Lemme introduce you Polar cats

This post is brought to you by the n-word-free meme gang.

My man living in 3019

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If bad word, run ban protocol

I didn't know Lincoln was Canadian.

Riots = Upvote Farming

This should be mandatory

Mentality be like

Every time trying to cook something that look pretty.

E hmmm

Wholesome. Stolen from facebook stolen from tumblr.

Our gift to you Youtube

You’re doing great sweety

Does it count???

downvote if ur mom gay

New Lion King

It’s true though :0

I dont wont to die virgin

Love lotr memes

Your momma makes a comebacc

When we role playing before sex but I get too into my character

Just a cat chilling on glass

Explain?