The life of a programmer

Car says "WOOOOOSH"

Pick up lines in space

Can’t figure out why it was on clearance

I'd like a word with you, Brian.

You better not drop the F bomb

Deep into the lore

This is love...

Spineless invertebrate

I changed my nickname in my phone because it was funny when Siri would say it. Today I realized it’s a whole new level of motivation!

He looks Precious

Stupid little ***

Always gotta make sure your rice is hot.

rooted

Christmas Feast

so talented~

Feet...

My husband Ian insisted that our new puppy Nala get her own stocking. I thought it was sweet until I realized he had ulterior motives..

Didnt know how to make a proper bow so I made a neck tie instead. Merry Christmas.

Sega needs to be stopped

RIP

I defy you to find a cooler kid

The ultimate dad joke

Why i prefer cats...

Gotta do memes now.

Leaked scene from the sonic movie

Pah-ruppa-pumpum

That's not very cash money of them.

How the times are changing

Everybody's getting waffle-centric gifts because I got stoned and went online shopping while craving waffles

*Baseboost*

“Found one”

They're reusable at least.

My friend's GF's dad sent them an xxxxl cutting board for their housewarming by mistake.

Those Reindeers Had It Coming

Wikipedia is worth my £3

Arming School Staff

I found my soulmate!

Look at me, you're in jail now

Hey McFly

My brother was watching Rudolph on Youtube, closed captioning was slightly off...

The future is now old man

Have you seen this person?

I'll just leave this here. Enjoy.

From the makers of Sesesame Street's "Elbow" comes...

The flat death star society

What!? No we would never.

Let us all remember that one year ago, WasteofBreath made it to Knowyourmeme.

Got to recruit them all?

Chic Chica Chicago

1v1 me in the wildies

Beaver memes bröther

Okay but what do we do with this information

quicksave

Sketchy Ads

Bag of d*cks my mom bought not knowingly.

Wow, that's epic!

Honest Gift Tag Stickers

I thought this food was vegan

Oof

No matter what they say...

For the love of god TURN AROUND

suck a lemon

Yobby proves there is no god

Junk Mail Jungle

End game

Sad bluescreen billboard. :(

F*ckin' ninjas man

Take me with you my fellow upvoter

Some math humor from Futurama

nice plan u got there

I don’t understand what all the hype is about...

Don’t!

I am unconfortable

Smort

sticky hands

Gotta go... fast ?

We waited 2.5 hours in line at the mall for this gem.

Who knew that Axl Rose was in the Goonies!?

Winning Christmas with the least amount of effort

Harvard wants to know your location

I have never seen such Accuracy

STONE

Just $3 fellas

This escalated pretty quickly

Makes sense to me! Tax evasion, you go girl!

Engine trouble? Oh deer!

Thank god its not fortnite

Rat died in style !

Connect once

This sign in my kid’s elementary school fills me with nihilistic joy.

Stage one

Pick a side!

Is this a Christmas tree or a butt plug?

H e r o

: )

How I like paper rolls

Inflation

You better not shout, you better not cry He's coming for you, don't bother to hide

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder