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My son's new swaddle looks like a flatworm. His name is Atlas so I'm calling him Flatlas now.
My first grader looks like he's having an existential crisis before the school bus picks him up.
They misspelled "Food" on my girlfriends prescription. I keep trying to convince her that’s not an error.
Neil Patrick Harris will always be Barney Stinson to me.
a taking fish
Didn't know Taylor Swift was Canadian
That’s a Moray
The Ghost of Christmas Future
RIP or no RIP to myself
i once saw a girl with an apple logo sticker on an hp laptop. illusion 100
Seen at my college dorm
Kinda harsh, no?
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jingle bell rock.mp3
Every time I tell a story
Found this gem of a review while looking for pet cams
Sasha Gray and Elon Musk's flamethrower
It keeps the devil from sticking his dick up there and turning me gay
Yoten against a tree
All of us
I maked this.
niggas be tripping
I have kids and I approve this message
We lost our vision
'Tis what 'tis!
Pleasantly surprised parrot
She doesn't deserve him
Bill Burr has no chill
Cheating on a test - Expert difficulty
You upvoting this has been noticed
right place at right time
One more thing in common is that I really f*cking want Season 3 already
Any conversation ever
Lions aren't very good climbers
Google knows everything
When to ask if a woman is pregnant...
Dwight is a mad lad
This hits right at home
Put a wig on a dog a scare the bejeezus out of the postman
House-sitter left this on the table
When you don't own the song you just made
Had a Gingerbread House Competition at work.
Can you hear me now
My twin brother and I did one of those childhood photo re-creations...
My father-in-law is a mail man, got this:
Debit card only, no issues here
We’re all familiar with Deadpool’s proclivities.
No carrot required
Told my cat not to get in my daughter's play tent. He sat like this for the next 20 minutes.
My son is an amputee and sent me these gems. I needed to share them with the world.
The Mighty Fork!
v i r a l d i s e a s e
He thinks he can sleep and eat at my house without working
Worst photographer ever :(
Now the logo makes sense
I told them he was real....
Self esteem Level 10
Life is brutal
My mom found this in the desk of one of her 5th graders
Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time
A man ahead of his time
Did our Christmas Card in 10 minutes at JCPenney
The Rockstar of Night
Siri’s still got it
Smash that upvote button so more people can realise Viral can be turned off
Youtube Rewind Rewind
MS OBAMA GET DOWN!!!
Frustrate them and make them feel unwanted.
Being A Virgin Forever....
Google is censoring the searches!
Battle story’s are boring
Networking 101 with Inigo Montoya
Good Ol Bill
All this time spent watching make-up tutorials is paying off.
Seriously, slow down..
Because my wife likes to shake presents when I'm away, I'm putting a cardboard tube full of marbles in with her gift.
As an Aussie, I'm ashamed to say I'm not ashamed of our reputation
The dragon is compromised
Women are soo funny haha lols
My latest client commissioned a painting of Mr. Clean taking a dump.
Ron Swanson is a man’s man