Who was first, the chicken or the egg?

Wow, this new Spotify feature is so cool!

Nobody loves you

"You should go out more"

FIGHTING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!

I'm blind now

I will stand by this claim until the day I die.

My dog when he thinks he hears the postman

Shut it, brain.

Every menu needs this added

Watching porn online in the 80's was like this:

wow it’s true

Aparently my computer broke so hard it decided to grow some legs and leave

Are you still living with your parents?

When “chasing puss” means exactly that

Chastity

That classic scene

When mullets were life...

I have had it with these mother***ing Sith, in this mother***ing council

Apparently I *really* loved Star Wars as a kid. Best Christmas ever.

Absolute madman

They do be like that sometimes

Don't forget to check your car thoroughly..

You have to watch the first five or you'll be lost

I put a couple layers of boot polish on one of my a coworkers boots every day he was on vacation... ONE of his boots.

Funny gas station find by my brother

Anime Hunter

Santa Claus drinking beer on the beach after the x-mass

2019 Arriving at the end of the tunnel!

The internet was always meant for cats

That's called dedication

Slower...

We are all super special! That is what makes us all equal! Never doubt your value and you'll keep appreciating!

According to Vox this site would be the SS then.

A very unique language

That's a really high Sneak skill, huh?

That's a weird UFO

Who’s watching?

This is how you respond to a shit parking job

I almost wet myself

I’m at the airport realizing I’m in act one of a SciFi B-movie

so sorry been sold already

How many levels of degeneracy could one book possibly be on?

New conspiracy theory I can get behind

Someone..

begone, thot

get on my level u absolute child

This shop probably had a bad experience with Americans

umm ok

Pour the beans in there

Dang, boy!

My gf doesn’t believe in fortune

Archer Bob was the best Bob Archer.

P i n k y

She takes your kids and now she hates on coyotes.

This is my new years resolution.

My son got two of the same Spider-Man for Christmas and this is all I could think of

*SASA LELE*

Always support your mirror

TRAITOR...

Son, when I was your age, I was the goodest boy.

Use protection while riding

Wait a minute...

He can still get a girl tho lol

Thanks Verizon

Google review of Chernobyl

Guess I’m a duck lover now

When loving your washing machine goes too far

Well done or rare?

3 strikes and your out

Safety begins with you.

far below

Local strip club never disappoints.

with great power comes great responsibility

Even a dog is smarter than me

Calm down, Floyd.

The minibar is optional

"Three seconds later, he told me I'm going to hell. True story"

You have one job

Oldest WWII vet shares secret for longevity

Boxing Day in Oban, Scotland.

I'll kill him

Dont burn yourself...

Haha yes

The new aquaman looks REALLY good.

Driving while married

These gender reveal parties are really getting out of hand

Inspiration for the new year!

Bill Murray

Can't Fart

Let’s go ***

I pronounce it data. As in data.

Even the Nazis were afraid of him

THEY LAST FOREVER!!!

The new Aqua-Man looks so good

I don't know why this is a shirt but I relate so hard

Where’s the proof?

FlexBob Squarepants

Who said cheaters never prosper . . .

I’m In Withdrawl