After months of trying

Doesn't really need a title

She's not a Porn Star, She's a Vagina Salesman.

My wrist doesn't feel so good

Saw a star wars post about the Empire needing an HR department reminded me of when I went for Halloween as an accountant for the Death Star.

After my favorite dog meme, here’s my favorite cat meme.

#Dogslivesmatter

Big shout out to Amazon for taking a pic of my package delivery mid throw

Dreams...

A glimpse into my future

You had your chance

Saw This, Laughed Out Loud, Wittyness At It's Best!

just smile :-D

HaHaHaaa

2020 plans?!

The perfect New Years resolution

That smile

Oh Web MD...

Oh, no thanks

Dragon Avocado! Dracarys

Bird Box was W I L D

Complete Betrayal.

And?

My brother sent this while house sitting 5 chihuahuas

Pushed around and talked about

Pfft, Easy.

That intense

When your programs aren't doing what you want

The face swap of nightmares

I need more context...way more context.

Pakistan did an Oopsie

Lotion Boss

Literally my girlfriend after we had an argument

hits me right in the feels

What’s guys really think

Hystérique!

A heckin bamboozle

Can I tell you a secret?

Optimal solution

Thanks you too

"The Texorcist"

My problem exactly.

Relatable am I right ahahaha

It puts the lotion in the basket..

Now you know why

Good halloween idea for pregnant women..

colder than-----

Welcome, to Target park

A full wolf

I am the night!!

Evolution of a gentleman

Couldn't agree more. I still think the fish should live though

People are so insecure.

Someone poured laundry detergent into the fountain in front of our neighborhood

Happiness is a choice.

Never occurred to me

'No one cared who I was until I put on the mask'

.One of my best $2 purchases.

Extremely me right now.

the whole series in a nutshell

In light of the Catholic Church headlines lately...

Done this before ??

Who needs a mirror anyway

The ultimate ruse

I don't know what this cat is going through, but I can relate

He'll grow out of it

Bat-blades anyone?

this made me blow air out of my nose

I relate to this on a deep personal level

Tips to improve your English

With his number one hit “I still miss you baby, but my aims getting better”.

Benjamin Franklin looks like my Mom when I drink too much at Christmas.

When you love too hard

Call out post to all the dads out there

Buddy at work secret Santa party legit just got gifted the same shirt he is wearing!

It's over. (just a meme tho)

This is so relatable.

Birdbox or turtlebox?

Why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick?

A bald eagle got loose during the Notre Dame game today and landed on a random specator

They banned dogs on the subway unless they can fit on a bag...

Every job site ever.

10/10 cosplay

First Nations “White Man” mask looks a lot like Nic Cage

Mechanic with a good sense of humor

You’ve got a ‘like’ in me.

Crazy Rich Anglos

They are really good listeners.

Looking pretty McFly

The 27th-31st is the Holiday Taint

Who wears it best?

Where art thou

When my 3rd toddler tries to scratch his butt during a diaper change

I see no problem here!

I mean you can’t perfect right?

Every time I ask

The ultimate superhero

Good one

Recursion.

Have to order new business card with this on thw back!