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Pfffft essential oils
When You Stand Up
you ever get lost at sea for 10 years just to flex on walkin nibbas?
He must be glad that a trend from his youth is finally becoming popular again.
Disney vs. Anime
My sister got a text from a wrong number
My mom has one to
It’s been a whole day... I should be thin and fit by now, right?
Braver than the troops o7
"Where have you been?"
Saw this funny pic on Facebook
the ugly truth
Don't unplug your USBs
Because his name is Ash
guys, this is getting out of control
special bar full
Skull cow is just a figment of your imagination.
Ever drink Baileys from a shoe?
"My eyes are up here."
Signs are so rude nowadays
Chinese food. Yum.
I'm gonna need a pound or two...
I mean... i guess?
Such a handy reference.
How nice of my one year old...
That's Hot That's Hot
This holiday decor
He will be fine in there with the ac running
Collin’s gone.. he went next door..
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
A file for divorce
It’s not prostitution
How Italians use forks
How to perform the William Tell trick
John Cena looks like Wreck it Ralph
My New Years resolution.
A wonderful friendship
Horses then vs Now
Happy New YeAhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Mmmm, just add a little hot sauce
The real fight of 2019
It do be like that lol
Me after Christmas.
I wish I could give the world to you wiki
Céline Dion & Lady Gaga Look Like The Newest Contestants On Ru Paul’s Drag Race
Nearly stepped on my damn cat
Lesson learned: Don't ask IT guys for help
4k gaming at its finest
I wouldn’t even bother interviewing this guy, he’s an immediate hire.
The time has come, and so have I
Control the force
Thank you, Amazon, for protecting my item during shipping.
He started out strong but got sidetracked
Done eat the sleeve.
Update on Krispy Kreme truck fire.
In fact, it does not help
My friend’s cousin stayed home New Year’s night so he could spend it with his sister.
We g-got it Rick!
My co worker is a monster who writes like this
The rare Mexican Desert Turtle.
I see no flaw in this.
Hop out kids, mommy's gotta smoke some fools
Those cursed 1's
Ice Road Truckers 2020 season 13!
This was found at a club nearby after NYE
He is a freaking ninja!
The next big movie: Bert box
Do you know what kind of train this is?
help me find a place with cheaper rent
*open to suggestions for caption
Top Notch Sarcasm...
Attention idiots !
The Boom that goes Broom.
A power some consider unatural
You just activated my trap card.
Christina Aguilera is the fairy godmother from shrek 2
my loving and accepting philosophy of tolerance
I got a felt letter board for a late Christmas present and I decided to have some fun with it.
Looks like Abraham Lincoln too
stupid 6MB limit
Federal bureau of instagrammers
Rewind meem V2.0
Hugelol: Infinity Bans
My dad is a ***ing ***
A man of future
My landlord reused this birthday bag for a Christmas present
Nice wall you got there...